COVID-19 - On the Ground

[CrimsonNBlue]

my wife was driving her father to one of the local pharmacies the other day to get a china fungus test. they had an appointment. as they were driving to the appointment she gets a text from the pharmacy telling her the results of his test. he tested positive for the china fungus. problem was, he had not yet taken the test.

Probably a conspiracy by the pharmaceutical companies to take over and control the entire world.

Occam's Razor, and all.

[Deleted User 863]

Do you have time to pick up his stuff?
If not, what happens if you say "I don't have time to pick up his stuff"?

he'll have to limit his post count here temporarily

Assuming it's not just another made up story...

[TDub]

Do you have time to pick up his stuff?
If not, what happens if you say "I don't have time to pick up his stuff"?

he'll have to limit his post count here temporarily

Assuming it's not just another made up story...

well, actually, I'm wrong. Its been 2 weeks and he hasn't slowed down yet....so....seems like he can pick up the slack without impacting his contributions here.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

my wife was driving her father to one of the local pharmacies the other day to get a china fungus test. they had an appointment. as they were driving to the appointment she gets a text from the pharmacy telling her the results of his test. he tested positive for the china fungus. problem was, he had not yet taken the test.

[JKLivin]

he'll have to limit his post count here temporarily

Assuming it's not just another made up story...

well, actually, I'm wrong. Its been 2 weeks and he hasn't slowed down yet....so....seems like he can pick up the slack without impacting his contributions here.

He's demonstrated an admirable work ethic thus far. I'm sure he'll set aside sleep and food and social activities to keep his post count where it needs to be.

[JKLivin]

my wife was driving her father to one of the local pharmacies the other day to get a china fungus test. they had an appointment. as they were driving to the appointment she gets a text from the pharmacy telling her the results of his test. he tested positive for the china fungus. problem was, he had not yet taken the test.

Same thing happened to a friend of my dad. Doesn't improve my faith in the system.

[pdub]

I was gonna say I have more posts than ousdahl so what's that make me - but then I looked at his count.

He'll be first to 20,000!

[ousdahl]

Goat material. Putting up Wilt numbers on the kcrim.

Actually how many posts would illy have if he hadn’t illy’d himself so many times?

He’s pushing 5k and his current account turns 1 tomorrow

[Deleted User 863]

Goat material. Putting up Wilt numbers on the kcrim.

Actually how many posts would illy have if he hadn’t illy’d himself so many times?

He’s pushing 5k and his current account turns 1 tomorrow

I made it a year?

[Deleted User 863]

I'd guess you'd still have me.

You're more Wilt. I am more Westbrook. Just lots of nonsense. Big numbers. But nonsense.

[PhDhawk]

my wife was driving her father to one of the local pharmacies the other day to get a china fungus test. they had an appointment. as they were driving to the appointment she gets a text from the pharmacy telling her the results of his test. he tested positive for the china fungus. problem was, he had not yet taken the test.

Same thing happened to a friend of my dad. Doesn't improve my faith in the system.

Funny how these things seem to ONLY happen to the bots, err people on one side of the aisle.

Color me skeptical.

Although....I scheduled to get my booster and flu shot at the same time. I only got the flu shot. Had to go back a couple days later to get the booster.

Makes you question I'd anything is real nomesayin.

Oooohweeeeeooooh.

Puts tinfoil hat back on.

[Cascadia]

my wife was driving her father to one of the local pharmacies the other day to get a china fungus test. they had an appointment. as they were driving to the appointment she gets a text from the pharmacy telling her the results of his test. he tested positive for the china fungus. problem was, he had not yet taken the test.

Same thing happened to a friend of my dad. Doesn't improve my faith in the system.

Funny how these things seem to ONLY happen to the bots, err people on one side of the aisle.

Color me skeptical.

Although....I scheduled to get my booster and flu shot at the same time. I only got the flu shot. Had to go back a couple days later to get the booster.

Makes you question I'd anything is real nomesayin.

Oooohweeeeeooooh.

Puts tinfoil hat back on.

Dude, it’s so strange. I just got a call from my doctor telling me I’m pregnant. Really worried about squeezing this thing out my dick hole

[CrimsonNBlue]

Pretty much any narrative from MICH is an automatic "I'll take things that didn't happen for $400, Alex."

[Overlander]

my wife was driving her father to one of the local pharmacies the other day to get a china fungus test. they had an appointment. as they were driving to the appointment she gets a text from the pharmacy telling her the results of his test. he tested positive for the china fungus. problem was, he had not yet taken the test.

Same thing happened to a friend of my dad. Doesn't improve my faith in the system.

Funny how these things seem to ONLY happen to the bots, err people on one side of the aisle.

Color me skeptical.

My thoughts immediately.
Kinda like the stories that Preachers tell to Segway to a sermon.

Just believable enough to anyone who wants to believe it. To everyone else, it is clearly a made up bullshit tale.

[Overlander]

I'd guess you'd still have me.

You're more Wilt. I am more Westbrook. Just lots of trolling. Big numbers. But trolling none the less

[PhDhawk]

Pretty much any narrative from MICH is an automatic "I'll take things that didn't happen for $400, Alex."

I also question anything that was, "my dad's friend's nephew's girlfriend"

The more degrees of separation just means it's less likely true, and if true, shows how rare it truly is.

[sdoyel]

[japhy]

Same thing happened to a friend of my dad. Doesn't improve my faith in the system.

Funny how these things seem to ONLY happen to the bots, err people on one side of the aisle.

Color me skeptical.

My thoughts immediately.
Kinda like the stories that Preachers tell to Segway to a sermon.

Just believable enough to anyone who wants to believe it. To everyone else, it is clearly a made up bullshit tale.

Damn.....so you probably don't think I was sent by God.....I am going to have to really think about this.

[ousdahl]

If it DID happen, it would likely just be an honest mistake thing, right? Like “oops sorry, called the wrong guy!”

In which case, the call would prob instead start and end with, “hi is this so and so? No, it’s mich’s father in law, never mind sorry wrong number k bye”

[Overlander]

Funny how these things seem to ONLY happen to the bots, err people on one side of the aisle.

Color me skeptical.

My thoughts immediately.
Kinda like the stories that Preachers tell to Segway to a sermon.

Just believable enough to anyone who wants to believe it. To everyone else, it is clearly a made up bullshit tale.

Damn.....so you probably don't think I was sent by God.....I am going to have to really think about this.

Jury is still out on that one