Where's the petri dish thread?

[ousdahl]

not my romcom idea:

So two singles meet at a bar and go home with one another. Wake up, realize they have corona virus, and then have to quarantine together for the next two weeks.

Call it, “Just the two of (vir)Us”

[Deleted User 303]

not my romcom idea:

So two singles meet at a bar and go home with one another. Wake up, realize they have corona virus, and then have to quarantine together for the next two weeks.

Call it, “Just the two of (vir)Us”

Why do they need to be together?

[ousdahl]

Because how is it a romcom if it’s just two singles jacking off in isolation?

[Deleted User 89]

Because how is it a romcom if it’s just two singles jacking off in isolation?

is this a gay romcom?

i always thought the fairer sex "rubbed one out"...ya know, little circles and all that

[Deleted User 303]

Because how is it a romcom if it’s just two singles jacking off in isolation?

is this a gay romcom?

i always thought the fairer sex "rubbed one out"...ya know, little circles and all that

Jacking off is used by women too.

[ousdahl]

That post gives the fairer sex a bad vibe.

No for real, the batteries in the dildo need to be changed again.

[DCHawk1]

Shirley's Law.

Too bad she's gone. I miss her.

[ousdahl]

Yeah, if we as a species are gonna survive this, we need to up our efforts with the jokes and memes and such.

Has anyone placed any blame on Kendrick Lamar’s left stroke?

[Deleted User 303]

Yeah, if we as a species are gonna survive this, we need to up our efforts with the jokes and memes and such.

Has anyone placed any blame on Kendrick Lamar’s left stroke?

Not yet. It just went viral.

[japhy]

https://www.jccc.edu/media-resources/covid-19/

[ousdahl]

Yeah, if we as a species are gonna survive this, we need to up our efforts with the jokes and memes and such.

Has anyone placed any blame on Kendrick Lamar’s left stroke?

Not yet. It just went viral.

Well when you put it that way, it’ll be like 3 months before Merica even gets the joke, and when they do, much effort will he put into downplaying how funny it is.

[Deleted User 303]

Unrelated, today I made about $1k with random tickets to events I had get cancelled. Time to stock up on boozes for the next two months.

[ousdahl]

Just got word from management that our bookings are actually trending up.

Apparently some mix of deal seekers, folks who think the crowds will he down, and/or y’all are just that stubborn and entitled?

[Deleted User 303]

Just got word from management that our bookings are actually trending up.

Apparently some mix of deal seekers, folks who think the crowds will he down, and/or y’all are just that stubborn and entitled?

Some of the things that are staying open are slashing prices. I wouldn't mind be a tourist right now.

[TDub]

Is pdub your client?

[Deleted User 303]

Is pdub your client?

Dubs and all his bad ass cabin-loving friends.

[TDub]

Is pdub your client?

Dubs and all his bad ass cabin-loving friends.

Giving dub a bad name all over the country.

[Deleted User 303]

Oh shit, you're right. I can't believe Pwhittmore store your name, and tried to put a P on the front.

Asshole

[TDub]

Precisely

[DCHawk1]

lulz