Need some new boobs

[PhDhawk]

What do you all recommend. No cowboy boobs. I have a pair I've been squeezing for years, but they are starting to fall apart. I've looked on Amazon and it just seems nothing jumps out. I don't know, I'm pretty picky.

[pdub]

[ousdahl]

Good to see this thread come abreast of the boots one.

[PhDhawk]

this message board is a treasure chest of information

[ousdahl]

speaking of information, I think getting boobs made out of maple, oak, or hickory would be a bad idea, wooden tit?

[PhDhawk]

These puns are gonna make me bust a gut.

[DCHawk1]

I call everyone "brah."






Whoops. Sorry. Wrong thread.

[pdub]

I think maybe DrPepper had a problem with surnames in that thread. A guy shouldn’t call a woman miss or mammories an asshole.

[PhDhawk]

There are 10 elements that make a good post, that one lactate of them.

[ousdahl]

Let’s milk these boob puns for all they’re worth!

[ChalkRocker]

Fat guy in my old complex loved to dance.

He could really bust a moob.

Don't know what triggered this random mammary.

[DCHawk1]

I like how Pwhit thinks he runs this place.

He's the titular leader at best.

[ousdahl]

Pwhitt’s nice cuz he’s so tolerant and lets most things slide.

Previous mods have been all tit-for-tat about every little thing.

[DCHawk1]

Fall is here today. It's a bit nippy outside.

[kubandalum]

A few years back I was at the home office, walking out into the parking lot with my boss at the end of the day, when a lady who worked there asked us a question. She had a vinyl cover over the front of her little sports car, and she said, “Can you help me take off my bra?” We were speechless.