Laugh of the day.....
I have a friend who's cousin used to call him Cousin Brain Dead.
Today he posted on Facebook that he's very sad and "I just heard the Mayor say no concerts or festivals all summer".
Wellllll..... He didn't hear HER say it because SHE never said it.
Our GOVERNOR said, Promoters need to "think seriously" about cancelling the events and these were his exact words - “From my perspective today, I don’t see how we’re going to have large gatherings of people, again, until we have a vaccine, which is months and months away. I would not risk having large groups of people getting together anywhere,” Pritzker said. “And I think that’s hard for everybody to hear, but that’s just a fact.
“Even with testing and tracing and treating as is necessary for us to begin to make changes, it isn’t enough for me to say that it’s OK to have a big festival with a whole bunch of people gathering together.”
My friend corrected himself and said he heard the GOVERNOR say it. Say what? "No concerts or festivals all summer"? He didn't actually say that!
I then told him "Right! The Short Black Lesbian Woman is our Mayor and the Fat White Jewish Guy is our Governor. Easy mistake to make".
