Totally random thread

[ousdahl]

So we got in the first raft fishing trip of the season yesterday. We’re getting into the canyon when I notice a kayak randomly like 50 feet up on the ridge.

Then that very moment from the other side of the canyon this chick yells, will you help me get my kayak?

So BeaverFever the retriever scrambles up and gets it and we ferry it back across. I suppose this could be an instance of recreation being a risk to social distancing. But how much of a dick move would it be to not help?

After beav gets done handling the kayak I tell him to use hand sanitizer. But instead of doing so the smartass reaches down into the river water and splashes me with his infected paws and waffle tail.

We never did get a good explanation why her kayak was 50 feet up on the other side of the river.

[CrimsonNBlue]

Nice knowing ya.

[ousdahl]

How do you tell whether the symptoms are corona virus or just regular old beaver fever?

[Deleted User 89]

i’ve had beaver fever since i was like 12

[Shirley]

[ousdahl]

oh! speaking of Bin Laden, I actually meant to bump this thread sooner.

The two-paragraph FOIA request Covucci sent, which explains why BroBible is interested in finding out about bin Laden's pornography, is not written like a typical FOIA request:

We at the men's general interest publication BroBible dot com (one of the nation's largest websites for men), would like to know what pornographic materials Osama Bin Laden had in his possession at the time of his death.

We are adults. We can handle it. We would like to know what kind of porn the world's most wanted man jerked it to. Does being under the constant threat of capture require extra stimulation? I imagine it would be hard for him to focus on his dick, so I figure he had to watch some really nasty shit.

[HouseDivided]

oh! speaking of Bin Laden, I actually meant to bump this thread sooner.

The two-paragraph FOIA request Covucci sent, which explains why BroBible is interested in finding out about bin Laden's pornography, is not written like a typical FOIA request:

We at the men's general interest publication BroBible dot com (one of the nation's largest websites for men), would like to know what pornographic materials Osama Bin Laden had in his possession at the time of his death.

We are adults. We can handle it. We would like to know what kind of porn the world's most wanted man jerked it to. Does being under the constant threat of capture require extra stimulation? I imagine it would be hard for him to focus on his dick, so I figure he had to watch some really nasty shit.

I was listening to a podcast the other day where they cited a statistic that said the highest porn watching rates are in the strictest Muslim countries, followed by U.S. states where there are the highest concentration of fundamentalist Christians. Wouldn't surprise me.

[ousdahl]

I bet your browser history is way freakier than mine.

[Shirley]

bin Ladin didn't have any use for pron, because, three wives:

#heaven

Osama bin Laden spent his last weeks in a house divided, amid wives riven by suspicions. On the top floor, sharing his bedroom, was his youngest wife and favorite. The trouble came when his eldest wife showed up and moved into the bedroom on the floor below.

[Deleted User 289]

Thought this is/was kind of cool.
Former Jayhawk buddy of mine decided to do a self guided "tour" yesterday with his wife and daughter.
My guess is he would be happy I am sharing this being that he made it public on another site.
I wouldn't be shocked if he posts on this site so if he does - Hey Rock!

Can you identify these homes? I will rate my own perceived difficulty with a 1-10 rating. 1 being very easy, 10 being extremely difficult.

2/3


6/7


1/2


9/10


6/7


8/9

[jhawks99]

2nd one is Al's house.

[Mjl]

First one is in my hood. Home Alone.

[Deleted User 289]

Good job 99 & Mjl!

[ousdahl]

oh, is that Al as in Al Bundy?

I was gonna guess that one was the Griswold family home in Christmas Vacation.

[PhDhawk]

Last one is from Ferris Bueller's day off, Cameron's house.

[PhDhawk]

6/7 one is from Risky Business

[twocoach]

I bet your browser history is way freakier than mine.

Browser histories?

Amateurs.

[ousdahl]

UFOs!


And I’ll rest well at night knowing that if we ever do establish alien contact, Blink 182 is on it.

We’ll leave the aliens roses by the stairs...surprises let them know we care

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/27/politics ... index.html

[Deleted User 289]

Last one is from Ferris Bueller's day off, Cameron's house.

Yep. Good job! I thought that was a thought one.

[Deleted User 289]

6/7 one is from Risky Business

Correct!