Satellite Question

[pdub]

The person who 'corrected' our job posting or the person who put a sign in my yard?

[jhawks99]

Either

[pdub]

No.
Considered sign person.

[DCHawk1]

This "vandalized" campaign sign has created a yuuuuuge amount of controversy in Lincoln, NE.

Wonder how much the fine for this is.

[pdub]

Whomever smelt it dealt it.
You're in trouble now DC.

[Deleted User 89]

funny, unless he’s got flatulence issues

[ousdahl]

sooooo

do we have a thread for official announcements?

[pdub]

This is it.

[pdub]

Did you marry that married woman?

[ousdahl]

Heyall no.

I took her to OG and everything, but she said she was satisfied after only like 3 or 4 breadsticks, and I knew it wasn’t meant to be.

[PhDhawk]

Real test is take her for a burger and see if she gets cheese. If she gets cheese, keep her and never let her go, if she gets no cheese give her number to gutter. I think that's how the saying goes.

[pdub]

I think whomever gutter dates should be introduced into the guttermeter and instead of posting she'll just say 'gutter' and the number when he's going gutter.

[pdub]

Can someone give me a quick run down of what's happening in the Half Donuts thread?
I've been kicked.

[ousdahl]

Something about how PhD can’t eat a whole donut by himself so he appreciates it when coworkers leave him smaller portions in the break room.

[pdub]

Sounds about right.

[PhDhawk]

You can't share a donut with a coworker because #metoo....or something...you should never interact with people or you're a pervert...I forget...

[Deleted User 62]

One minute it is half a donut...the next, someone gets fucked in the mouth....

[Deleted User 89]

well that escalated quickly

[PhDhawk]

well that escalated quickly

Well, it's a new post-michhawk world where asking someone how long they've been married or what their spouse does for a living is the same as sexual assault. So, get used to it man.

[Deleted User 89]

ok, guy