Satellite Question

[PhDhawk]

You're welcome pal.

Also, we have a message board relationship, so I take offense to you calling me guy. You shouldn't care about me, or my gender or anything personal about me you creep.

#michhawk

[Deleted User 89]

noted, bub

[ousdahl]

yeah, whatever you do, NEVER assume PhD's gender.

[DCHawk1]

yeah, whatever you do, NEVER assume PhD's gender.

She does rack pulls. There's nothing to assume.

[pdub]

I was just walking out of Starbucks and in comes a guy who says, I think to me, kinda mumbling, "I'm gonna steal your money for cocaine."

Ous, if you are up for money that bad, just ask.

[ousdahl]

[ousdahl]

(it doesn't count as a drug if you can legally buy it even in Michigan, right?)

[ousdahl]

I was just walking out of Starbucks and in comes a guy who says, I think to me, kinda mumbling, "I'm gonna steal your money for cocaine."

Ous, if you are up for money that bad, just ask.

but for real what I wanna now is, why do you need cocaine if you're already at a Starbucks? you could be buzzing just as hard off a good venti with room.

[pdub]

A venti of cocaine would be worth almost as much as a lunch at Olive Garden.

[pdub]

Got some work in at 4:50 on a Friday.
Thought it had to be done tonight - maybe 2 hours of work.
Just found out, not due til Monday so.....

[pdub]

Had my tooth extracted this morning.
Chillin on the couch.
Steve Harvey show is on TV.

Need to change it.

[pdub]

While I did some work on the laptop today, the rest of the crew here watched four Hallmark holiday movies in a row. One of them was set in Missouri so I naturally booed at its every mention and made a number of quips about meth, worthlessness and failure.

I think I could write one of those Hallmark films now.

[ousdahl]

Yes do it! Teach us the true meaning of Christmas!

[pdub]

I have mandatory unconscious bias training today.
It is four hours.

[jhawks99]

Will you be unconscious?

[pdub]

Hm.
I don't know.
Maybe they'll hypnotize us/put us to sleep before we get trained.

[ousdahl]

I'm biased toward being unconscious.

think I'll go back to bed.

[Mjl]

I assume it's derived from Thinking Fast and Slow?

If so I think that's actually interesting and smart of your company to do. That should be required reading for everyone

[pdub]

I don’t agree with the philosophy and I had to stay late four hours because of it but I can see why they did it.

[ousdahl]

what was the philosophy?