Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/2/20

[ousdahl]

and re: customer service, based on my far-too-much experience in the hospitality industry, very little training or resources goes into “customer service,” and any proactive service culture is created not by any managerial anything, but by the staff just trying to be nice to guests. Management mostly just barks at you to clock out before you get overtime.

[jfish26]

really?

Isn’t only one of those fully nude?

Maybe it's for a gutter post for a different day, but what do you do when the choices are full nude/juice bar, or bottoms on/full bar?

[ousdahl]

BYOB bro.

[CrimsonNBlue]

Yes. The full-nude bars almost always have a bar next door and sometimes even a door connecting the two.

And MVP Outhouse is bring your own keg.

[pdub]

I've seen full nude at Dirty Bird.
Rules/regs is pretty loose, amongst other things.
ZING?

[pdub]

Also, Dirty Bird is the only place i've seen a woman crawl up a pole, release/leap off of it, spread her legs into splits in midair, land on a bill, and pick it up with her Micah Downs.

[ousdahl]

Ha. Why Micah Downs? That’s a full head of hair.

I woulda went like Kelly Oubre. At least trimmed short on the sides.

[ousdahl]

I've seen full nude at Dirty Bird.
Rules/regs is pretty loose, amongst other things.
ZING?

Who does regulate that shit?

I get a feeling patrons weren’t too upset by any rule violations.

[pdub]

It's probably not allowed anymore to refer to a female piece of anatomy like a person who gave up when he didn't get exactly what he wanted and tucked his tail between his legs and transferred but I just did.

Kelly kinda dazed through his KU career ( who cares if we're playing Wichita State, makes no difference to me ) and then bounced...but it wasn't full Micah.

Feel free to refer to Micah Downs' actions as a piece of male anatomy or a fruit or any noun, adjective etc.

[ousdahl]

Kelly was very much a freshman for the first half of his career, but by the end of the season was starting and playing a big role.

He also was on a particularly young team, with a particular lack of leadership from upperclassman.

[pdub]

Hence why Kelly wasn't a good analogy.
Grimes, Frankamp, Peters - all good candidates.

[PhDhawk]

Grimes isn't really either, he's not technically a part of human anatomy. He's like the smegma that accumulates between the labia if it's been several days between showers.

[pdub]

Can you pick a dollar bill up with that?

[PhDhawk]

No, but it can make an "elite college athlete" look 35 lbs overweight and afraid to drive to the hoop.

[ousdahl]

ohh got it.

I was thinking too much in a literal grooming sense, not in terms of character.

For that matter, Perry Ellis yo.

Soft, submissive, and naturally hairless!

[PhDhawk]

Ellis would be a pretty good stretch 4 alongside someone like McMack. He was just 5 years too early and paired up with Landon Lucas.

[jfish26]

Take it to the basketball board.

[pdub]

I'd trade sophomore Enaruna for sophomore Ellis and I like Enaruna a lot.

[ousdahl]

Sophomore Ellis deferred to a bunch of freshman. Fortunately, those freshmen were really good, but the team still wasn’t great.

and junior Ellis did it again, but the freshmen weren’t as good, and that team ended up on the wrong end of literally thee most lopsided losses in the entire Self era.

[ousdahl]

Ellis would be a pretty good stretch 4 alongside someone like McMack. He was just 5 years too early and paired up with Landon Lucas.

Yeah, sure. But it’s not like Landen Lucas told Perry to no-show for some of the biggest games of his career.