Stomach bug

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Stomach bug

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what’s your remedy?
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7 up and saltine crackers.
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Yeah I’ve been munching lots of crackers.

7up was a go to for this sort of thing when I was a kid, but nowadays that much sugar would only make my stomach worse.

I had some stir fry Tuesday, Sichuan style, spicy as fuck. The spice doesn’t normally bother me so I think something else was suspect. About an hour after I ate, I got a sharp pain in my stomach. Then some robust butt trumpet farts. Then by bedtime, was puking out my back end and have been ever since.

I dumbed down the diet to mostly crackers. Also pepto, which at least smoothed things out a bit. But I’m still getting continuous rumbles, and have to run to the bathroom, several times a day.

Gonna try some Imodium tonight.
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pdub wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:41 pm
Is Imodium the red pill or the blue pill?
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Speaking as 85, you need to balance your pH.
Drinking water of course would do that.
But you could also just chug shampoo because it is pH balanced.
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But my stomach already has plenty of volume and bounce.
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It’s probably covid
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Peptol Dismal.
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PhDhawk wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:42 pm 7 up and saltine crackers.
Yep. A campbells original chicken noodle soup.
Just Ledoux it
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Gqcolorado wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:42 pm It’s probably covid
^^^^
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knee cancer.

no remedy.

sorry, man.
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TDub wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:35 pm
Gqcolorado wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:42 pm It’s probably covid
^^^^
It’s Sichuan style stir fry, not Wuhan...
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ousdahl wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:00 pm
TDub wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:35 pm
Gqcolorado wrote: Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:42 pm It’s probably covid
^^^^
It’s Sichuan style stir fry, not Wuhan...
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Hope you're better ousy!

Would have been better if he sharted.

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hahahaha potd

And yeah I’m better today, thanks. Still not 100 percent but took a bunch of Imodium last night and it settled things down at least enough that my gut isn’t still gurgling all day.

Now for real, stop posting vids of me at costco!
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