Grandma's 5 Questions for 7/12/20

[Deleted User 289]

1. Is it supposed to be hotter than 88 degrees today where you live? If you don't know, guess.

2. If you could spend the majority of today with any one single person (living or dead) who would you choose?

3. If you're not, pretend you are single. You must date someone who is exactly 21 years older than you or 21 years younger than you. Which do you choose?

4. Do you usually (4 or more days a week on average) drink coffee in the morning?

5. You are walking on a beach and your significant other asks you to bring him/her back something you find/found on the beach. You find one of the following things. What do you bring him/her back?

a)


b)


c)


d)


e)


f)


g)


h)


i)


j)


k)

[ousdahl]

1. Not close
2. Jesus of Nazareth...or if we’re both in the mood to gossip, Jeffrey Epstein
3. Older. I’d rather be cougar bait than a pederast
4. I don’t remember the last morning I didn’t have coffee
5. f because Merica

[pdub]

1. No. But surprisingly looks like it’ll be close.
2. Jesus - I thought about Thomas Jefferson, Buddha, Einstein and Adam and if Adam ( or even Jesus ) didn’t show up I could disprove the Old ( or New ) Testament.
3. Younger. But Id have to wait a couple years so by “dating” itd be just watching movies but definitely not Netflix and chilling.
4. Yes.
5. A shell.

[Deleted User 141]

1. Yes
2. UL Washington
3. Younger.
4. Yes. But decaf, typically, and a half donut.
5. F.

[TDub]

1. yea. 95 today
2. My grandfather.
3. Younger...but give me a couple years first.
4. No. Every weekend morning but not work week. Its usually a cranberry red bull or a rockstar that i grab at a gas station and im out.
5. F

[Deleted User 289]

1. No
2. My father
3. Younger
4. Yes. In the past, for about 20 consecutive years, on weekdays, I drank a coke in the morning to go along with my 10 to 12 strips of bacon and 1lb. (or more) hash browns.
5. In order, h, i, g, c, k, d, a, f, j, e, b.

[jhawks99]

1) No, 80F today. It's been 90 with intermittent downpours all week. Today is 80 and T-storms
2) My Dad
3) Younger, I don't want to date someone in a walker
4) No
5) H

[twocoach]

1) Supposed to be exactly 88 today here. Better get off my phone and go get my yard work done soon.
2) I have typed and deleted four different names already so it's clear that I am unsure about this. My wife, my kids, my mom, my dad, maybe Bill Self, Obama or Andy Reid. Depends if I am in a chatty mood or a relaxed one.
3) I am 48 so a 27 year old would work just fine.
4) Never had a cup of coffee in my life. I quit my 2-3 cans of Diet Dr. Pepper a day habit almost a month ago. Caffeine withdrawal headaches are a real thing.
5) Any fun shell I can find.

[zsn]

1. Maybe equal to
2. My grandfather, Obama, Gandhi, Mandela, Leonardo from Vinci
3. Younger. It’s not that creepy if I’m with a 35-year old
4. Yes, one cup every morning
5. a. Others are a bit creepy

[Deleted User 310]

1. About the same.
2. If wife, kids, parents are out then i choose tiger woods.
3. 21 years old becuase i am not into 12 year olds.
4. No. Never.
5. Shell.