Grandma's 5 Questions for 8/15/20

[Deleted User 289]

1. Supposedly it takes about 3 days to get to the moon in a "spaceship". I'm unsure how long it takes to get back to Earth. Let's say 4 days. If someone paid all necessary expenses, assuming you were medically cleared and no "training" was necessary, would you travel to the Moon, spend 12 hours on the Moon, and come back to Earth?

2. Dump related question. This morning I took a dump with my bathroom door open and didn't turn on the lights in my bathroom. The question I was going to ask is - why?
Instead I will ask, if you are alone in your home and you take a dump - do you typically close the bathroom door or do you typically leave it open?

3. Forgetting College, have you ever had a one night stand in which you have never seen or talked to the person after your one night stand - and you have no recollection of what the person's (or persons) name/s is/are today?

4. When was the last time you were on/in a boat?

5. I honestly have no real idea how much money I have "to my name". I have ONE savings account and ONE checking account. Forgetting your investments, do you think (or know) you have more, less, or the same amount of money in your BANK account/s than you had 2 years ago on August 15th 2018?

[TDub]

1. Yes
2. Door open
3. Yes
4. 4 years
5. Probably real close to the same

[ousdahl]

1. only if I was allowed to have a slam dunk contest, cuz there's only like 1/6 the gravity on the moon
2. yeah, I don't wanna stink up the whole place
3. oh yeah. "ousdahl, you don't even remember my name, do you? Say my name." "uhhh....Beautiful?"
4. during lockdown with michhawk.
5. umm more

[Deleted User 289]

1. No. I would be claustrophobic.
2. Open
3. yes
4. Last fall/winter
5. Less in my checking/more in my savings.

[Deleted User 89]

1. absolutely (read somewhere you can do it for $40k)

2. always open...i’ve got no secrets

3. nope

4. 3-4 years ago, Lake Perry

5. more

[ousdahl]

jeez you guys, if you really insist on dumping with the door open, fine, but could you at least try to avoid eye contact while you do it?

[Deleted User 310]

1. No
2. Just depends
3. No
4. Several years ago
5. More

[jhawks99]

1) Absolutely, if I could get one of those cool luxury space cabin suites like on Star Track.
2) Close the door ya filthy animal
3) No
4) Cruise like 5 years ago. Ugh, never again.
5) More

[shindig]

1. Hell no, I'm claustrophobic as well. Only if I could be drugged the entire trip and sleep.
2. I live alone, so door always open. If gf or family are over, I generally use the bathroom upstairs.
3. Yes, in my Ousy days.
4. A few months ago at Beaver Lake.
5. More

[NewtonHawk11]

1. Yes.
2. Closed
3. No. Remember name. Never talked to person before or afternoon
4. About 3 years ago
5. Just a bit more, but debt really down.

[TDub]

1. Yes.
2. Closed
3. No. Remember name. Never talked to person before or afternoon
4. About 3 years ago
5. Just a bit more, but debt really down.

Yea. My debt is down too,that's an oft forgotten gain.....unless its a car then its essentially sunk cost

[zsn]

1. Absolutely

2. Closed

3. No

4. About a year and a half ago (that I can remember)

5. More

[pdub]

1. Yes
2. Open
3. Lots
4. If a canoe counts, a few weeks ago
5. More