Grandma's 5 Questions for 8/18/20

[Deleted User 289]

1. What is the worst physical injury you have suffered?

2. You have to prominently display one of the following in your living room for an entire year. Which do you chose?

a)


b)


c)


d)


e)


f)


g)


h)



3. Think of the last person you remember seeing other than someone who lives in your home with you.
On a scale of 1-10 (1 being fugly and 10 being as close to as the most beautiful/handsome as you have ever seen) how good looking would you rate them?

4. This may be a tough one. If you had to name just one, who is a politician in your lifetime that you had a lot of respect for? Not necessarily liked, but respected.

5. You must eat one of the following things in the next 10 minutes. Which do you choose?
a) 3 Slim Jims of any size.
b) Substantial sized bowl of regular flavor Life cereal without milk.
c) 27 Goldfish baked snack crackers "flavor blasted" cheesy pizza flavored.
d) 1.5 Quest Protein Bar oatmeal chocolate chip flavor
e) An over-rippend banana
f) 1 cup of Chobani mango yogurt.
g) 5 frozen (but then nuked/microwaved) White Castle hamburgers.
h) 3 ounces of pig vomit
i) 12 ounces of Chicken of the Sea canned "solid white Albacore Tuna in water".

[pdub]

1. Achilles rupture
2. c
3. Grocery shopping, parking lot lady, 3
4. The obvious answer is Obama
5. I guess the protein bar

[ousdahl]

1. had to have my thumb sewn back on
2. Jerry!
3. umm...oh it was that ogre at the beer store...2
4. John McCain
5. yogurt

[jfish26]

1. Achilles rupture
2. c
3. Grocery shopping, parking lot lady, 3
4. The obvious answer is Obama
5. I guess the protein bar

I only strained my Achilles and it was worse than dislocating a knee, dislocating a shoulder, and tearing a bunch of ankle ligaments.

[Deleted User 289]

1. Worst is a tough call but I'll go with a dislocated knee. Although, now that I think about it, shattering my big toe might have been worse.
2. Guess what? I actually have 5 of the 8 things in my living room right now. If I had to choose just one - f.
3. I can't recall the last person. That's frightening.
4. Joe Biden. I'm not saying he's who I have the most respect for or that he hasn't done things that I find a lot of fault with - I just have a lot of respect for him.
5. NONE are appealing to me right now and most are actual options in my kitchen. I think I would have to go with the White Castle's. Thankfully I don't have to.

[zsn]

1. Had “trauma” in my right eye. Let’s leave it at that

2. Rodin’s Thinker

3. A male coworker who I don’t know; 7

4. Obama; Carter

5. Yogurt

[jhawks99]

1) I've been pretty lucky in the major injury dept. I did slice the top of my thumb off though.
2) I could move Jerry from the man cave to the LR.
3) I go to a personal trainer at the local gym, my wife thinks he's an 11. Doesn't do much for me though.
4) Jimmah Catah
5) Yuch, slim jim's I guess. Although H>I

[zsn]

Why do you have pig’s vomit in your kitchen?

[Deleted User 289]

Why do you have pig’s vomit in your kitchen?

Thankfully pig vomit is one of the things I do NOT have in my kitchen.
To the best of my knowledge I have never eaten pig vomit - but I may have eaten worse.

[PhDhawk]

1. Broken Tailbone
2. C
3. 7
4. none
5. e

[NewtonHawk11]

1. Torn groin. Been pretty fortunate in that aspect.
2. B or C
3. Female co-worker. 6.5
4. Good one Ous. Like John McCain. Always did what he felt was right, regardless of party.
5. Protein Bar or Yogurt.

[Deleted User 310]

1. Torn ACL
2. Thomas the train. Already have kid shit everywhere anyway.
3. Just saw a coworker walking into the office. I think he is a nice guy so he gets a 10. I love all of gods beautiful children.
4. Young Bush.
5. Goldfish or mango yogurt both sound good.

[TDub]

1. Broken collarbone, broke 4 ribs, broke my hand....all at the same time
2. Amstel light
3. I work with a bunch of carpenters...3?4?
4. Mccain is a good one
5. Slim Jim's

[Mjl]

1. Bursitis in my foot. Not worst in terms of short term, but knocked me out of playing basketball for two years, which was devastating.
2. Jerry
3. 6
4. Recency bias, but Romney. Otherwise Obama.
5. White Castle

[defixione]

1. Fractured C3 vertebrae.
2. C
3. Amazon woman in Monte Vista
Safeway: 7.5
4. Boog Highberger
5. Chobani yogurt