Totally random thread

[Deleted User 75]

[DCHawk1]

Get this shit off of my Stan Lee tribute thread!

[Deleted User 89]

https://www.iol.co.za/news/world/man-ge ... 2904073223

Man gets 15 stitches after 3m python lurking in toilet bites penis

Bangkok - A three-metre python lurking in a toilet has bitten a Thai man on the penis, local media said on Friday...

[Deleted User 104]

Jesus Tradition. lol

[ousdahl]

let's get this thread back to OP!

so the other day I got a burrito for lunch. The chica behind the counter kept calling me sweetheart. Once I got my food and sat down to eat, she kept coming by my table checking on me and calling me sweetheart some more.

so does that mean she like totally wants my beef in her taco or what?

[PhDhawk]

no

[Deleted User 75]

Ultra misogyny. Ultra.

[pdub]

I've never had a Miller Ultra Lite.

[ousdahl]

low carb!

[pdub]

Someone's on one of those diets I think in a different thread.

[pdub]

Top 5 condiments ( if you count salsa and hummus as condiments ):
1. Salsa
2. Sriracha
3. Ketchup
4. BBQ Sauce
5. Hummus

Honorable mentions: Tabasco, Relish, Spicy Mustard.

[jhawks99]

Ketchup = Satan's santorum.
Sriracha is too sweet.

Mayo
Spicy mustard
El Yuccateco
Salsa
Horseradish

[PhDhawk]

1. Salsa
2. Mustard
3. BBQ sauce
4. Queso
5. Probably some Asian sauce

[pdub]

Mayo no. 1?
Gross.

[pdub]

There's some chutney's in there that should make the honorable mentions.

[jhawks99]

Mayo no. 1?
Gross.

It's good on french fries.

[PhDhawk]

Mayo and Ketchup are both garbage condiments.

And while we're on the topic. Why does every goddam food gotta be wet? I don't need condiments on most of my food, and at a lot of places they just put way too much on, I don't need to dip or dunk everything I eat in some kind of sauce.

[DrPepper]

love love love wasabi

[ousdahl]

My vote is for mayonnaise.

I don’t even particularly like it, except that it’s the only condiment the Smashing Pumpkins wrote a song about.

[Deleted User 62]

Cholula.