Grandma's 5 Questions for 8/21/20

[Deleted User 289]

Please forgive me for making some questions today having multiple parts.

1. TWO PARTER
a) If there is one, name a Jew you like.
b) Name a Jew you don't like.

2. For the next 10 days you can not use any device to access the internet. You can not use your television to watch ANYTHING except to watch ONE of the following networks. Which do you choose?
a) ABC
b) CBS
c) FOX
d) NBC

3. Have you ever gone for a ride on a moving firetruck?

4. FOUR PARTER
Color association. Name the first word that comes to mind when you read the color.
a) Green - _______________
b) Blue - ______________
c) Red - ________________
d Yellow - _____________

5. Allegedly/supposedly the USA is experiencing a coin shortage.
Do you have $50 or more of USA coins (pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, half dollar, dollar) in your home right now?

[pdub]

1. Larry David b. David Berkowitz.
2. I'm guessing maybe ABC will have an NBA game in the next 10 days? That's my pick.
3. No.
4. Trees, KU, Blood, Sun.
5. It's probably right around that, yes.

[TDub]

1. I dont know whose jewish and who isnt.
2. Dont care, none
3. Yes
4. Green Bean
Bluegill
Red Hot
Yellow Submarine
5. Yes. Much more than that.

[ousdahl]

1a. Jesus b. Mark Zuckerberg
2. yeah if abc has hoops then abc
3. Yeah, if getting to go up in the cherry picker counts
4. a. weed. b, c, d, what were we talking about?
5. I doubt it’s that much

[PhDhawk]

1. A) Caitlin
B) David
2. None
3. No
4. Nope
5. Yes

[Deleted User 289]

1. a) My mother. b) Jared Kushner

2. Probably none but if I had to choose one - I might choose CBS - but maybe FOX.

3. Yes

4. Beans/Sky/Blood/Urine

5. Yes

[NewtonHawk11]

1. Don’t know who is or isn’t.
2. ABC for b-ball or CBS for golf.
3. Yes.
4. Grass. Sky. Blood. Sun
5. No. And just an FYI, the shortage is starting to come a little back to normal. Still wya below typical levels though. But Fed restrictions to banks and armored car companies are starting to ease.

[Deleted User 289]

Not sure if it's a good or a bad thing that some people seem to not know who at least some Jews are.
I guess it's not as easy as being able to identify and know who is Black and who isn't.

[pdub]

I know Larry David is because he makes a big point of it ( hilariously ) in Curb Your Own Enthusiasm.
And I was reminded about Berkowitz b/c I just watched 'I'll Be Gone In the Dark' on Netflix and did some wiki-sluething/internet wormholeing.

[Wiff]

1. (a) Larry David; (b) Jesus
2. CBS
3. Only in my wildest dreams.
4. (a) A par 3; (b) ocean; (c) Ccccchhhhhhhiiieeeeffffs; (d) moving to Glenns Ferry, Idaho and getting a job at a bakery.
5. I throw all of my coins away - so as of right now, the answer is yes. But as soon as I take out the trash, the answer will be no.

[pdub]

"5. I throw all of my coins away - so as of right now, the answer is yes. But as soon as I take out the trash, the answer will be no."

It's posts like this that bring Wiff's status here to the elite.

[zsn]

1. a: Mel Brooks; b. Kushner

2. ABC, but unlikely I’ll watch that much

3. No

4. Green: plants; blue: sky; red: tomatoes; yellow: peaches

5. No. Maybe $10-20?

[Deleted User 89]

1. a) gutter
b) ivanka and jared

2. d) NBC

3. maybe? a vaguely remember something along those lines from when i woulda been like 7 or 8

4. a) Green - nature
b) Blue - ocean
c) Red - anger
d Yellow - sickness

5. probably

[twocoach]

1A) several school friend families of my oldest daughter
1B) Kushner is the first one that comes to mind.
2) E, none of the above. A blank TV sounds better.
3) No, nor have I gone for a ride on a stationary fire truck
4) Grass, sky, anger, sun
5) Easily, yes. We usually cash in our change and put it towards stocking stuffers for Christmas.