Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
1. Have you ever been arrested and spent more than 16 hours in jail/prison?
2. If someone tells you they are going to go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool do you know what they mean?
3. You are NOT married. Assuming you are male and straight, you can "bang" one of the following 20 women.
Who do you choose?
a) Natalie Portman
b) Kate Upton
c) Cameron Diaz
d) Demi Moore
e) Kendall Jenner
f) Jennifer Lawrence
g) Meghan Markle
h) Lindsay Lohan
i) Emma Stone
J) Charlize Theron
k) Jennifer Aniston
l) Megan Fox
m) Mila Kunas
n) Bar Refaeli
o) Amy Adams
p) Kate Beckinsale
q) Beyonce
r) Kate Middleton
s) Kathy Bates
t) Selena Gomez
4. Have you ever been to Milwaukee Wisconsin?
5. You have to travel for one week. It could be business, pleasure, whatever. You have to use an alias for yourself at the hotel, restaurants, etc. What name do you choose?
2. If someone tells you they are going to go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool do you know what they mean?
3. You are NOT married. Assuming you are male and straight, you can "bang" one of the following 20 women.
Who do you choose?
a) Natalie Portman
b) Kate Upton
c) Cameron Diaz
d) Demi Moore
e) Kendall Jenner
f) Jennifer Lawrence
g) Meghan Markle
h) Lindsay Lohan
i) Emma Stone
J) Charlize Theron
k) Jennifer Aniston
l) Megan Fox
m) Mila Kunas
n) Bar Refaeli
o) Amy Adams
p) Kate Beckinsale
q) Beyonce
r) Kate Middleton
s) Kathy Bates
t) Selena Gomez
4. Have you ever been to Milwaukee Wisconsin?
5. You have to travel for one week. It could be business, pleasure, whatever. You have to use an alias for yourself at the hotel, restaurants, etc. What name do you choose?
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
1. no
2. yes
3. Beyonce
4. Yes
5. Ron Mexico
2. yes
3. Beyonce
4. Yes
5. Ron Mexico
I only came to kick some ass...
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
1. 16? No. About 8? Yes.
2. Yes
3. Too many variables. No condom? Decent chance I get a disease from 50% of them. No condom and disease not a factor? No clue why but at the moment I think I would opt for Meghan Markle. My guess is she wouldn't be top 50% if I answered tomorrow.
4. Yes
5. Mookie Blaylock.
2. Yes
3. Too many variables. No condom? Decent chance I get a disease from 50% of them. No condom and disease not a factor? No clue why but at the moment I think I would opt for Meghan Markle. My guess is she wouldn't be top 50% if I answered tomorrow.
4. Yes
5. Mookie Blaylock.
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
1. Yup
2. No
3. Upton - ( i'm guessing this is a fantasy world where she's into it and, since i'm not married, she's not married )
4. Through it - didnt stay long
5. Skutch Henks
2. No
3. Upton - ( i'm guessing this is a fantasy world where she's into it and, since i'm not married, she's not married )
4. Through it - didnt stay long
5. Skutch Henks
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
1. Yes, not never 16 hours, maybe 2 hours
2. Yes, except I've always said "dropping the kids off at the pool", give me a sec.
3. Portman or Beckinsale
4. No
5. Dirk Digler
2. Yes, except I've always said "dropping the kids off at the pool", give me a sec.
3. Portman or Beckinsale
4. No
5. Dirk Digler
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Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
1. No
2. No
3. Man... Mila Kunis has been my "freebie" but I think my answer is Kate Middleton.
4. No
5. Ben Derhover
2. No
3. Man... Mila Kunis has been my "freebie" but I think my answer is Kate Middleton.
4. No
5. Ben Derhover
“I don’t remember anything he said, but it was a very memorable speech.” Julian Wright on a speech Michael Jordan gave to a group he was in
"But don’t ever get it twisted, it’s Rock Chalk forever." MG
"But don’t ever get it twisted, it’s Rock Chalk forever." MG
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
1. No
2. No
3. Charlize Theron
4. No
5. Raymond Luxuryyacht (pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove)
2. No
3. Charlize Theron
4. No
5. Raymond Luxuryyacht (pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove)
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
1. Not yet
2. I’ll say no, with hope that someone explains it...
3. All fantasy aside, this is a business decision. I’m banging whoever is worth the most, decidedly not wearing a condom, and hoping I knock her up with my sugar baby.
4. Oh yeah. Summer fest, brewers game, and dive bars with miller lite specials, woo!
5. Bond, James Bond.
2. I’ll say no, with hope that someone explains it...
3. All fantasy aside, this is a business decision. I’m banging whoever is worth the most, decidedly not wearing a condom, and hoping I knock her up with my sugar baby.
4. Oh yeah. Summer fest, brewers game, and dive bars with miller lite specials, woo!
5. Bond, James Bond.
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
1) No
2) I didn't until I just looked it up. Crazy how many passively racist things there are in this country.
3) There's probably only a few on there I wouldn't find appealing.
4) Yes, decades ago
5) Random Person
2) I didn't until I just looked it up. Crazy how many passively racist things there are in this country.
3) There's probably only a few on there I wouldn't find appealing.
4) Yes, decades ago
5) Random Person
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
1) No
2) Geebuz gutter.
3) Amy Adams
4) No
5) Spiro Agnew
2) Geebuz gutter.
3) Amy Adams
4) No
5) Spiro Agnew
Broham
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
1. Yes, it was probably about 18 hrs
2. Yes.
3. Upton or Kunas
4. Drove through it
5. Keith Stone
2. Yes.
3. Upton or Kunas
4. Drove through it
5. Keith Stone
Just Ledoux it
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
I was held for 60 hours and charged with nothing at the end of it.
The two cops were assholes.
The two cops were assholes.
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
1 yes
2 no
3 Dominique Tipper
4 yes, spent a few days there last year.
Saw an Aussie band called King
Gizzard and the Lizard Wizards.
5 Puer Idignus
2 no
3 Dominique Tipper
4 yes, spent a few days there last year.
Saw an Aussie band called King
Gizzard and the Lizard Wizards.
5 Puer Idignus
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
I can’t believe it took PDub 60 hours to sober up!
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Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
I laughed
“I don’t remember anything he said, but it was a very memorable speech.” Julian Wright on a speech Michael Jordan gave to a group he was in
"But don’t ever get it twisted, it’s Rock Chalk forever." MG
"But don’t ever get it twisted, it’s Rock Chalk forever." MG
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
60 hours? At what hour did you lose your sanity and at what point did it come back - if it came back?
I figure by the 20th hour I would have probably started smashing my head against a wall until I blacked out or died.
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
1. No
2. Yes and that is racist
3. Jennifer Lawrence (should have listed kylie instead of kendall)
4. Yes
5. I dont know
2. Yes and that is racist
3. Jennifer Lawrence (should have listed kylie instead of kendall)
4. Yes
5. I dont know
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
Keep in mind pdub was drinking alone, because he has no friends.
I only came to kick some ass...
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
Re: Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself
With nobody else
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself
Broham