Grandma's 5 Very Quick Questions for 8/25/20

[ousdahl]

Oh come on, pdub at least has one friend - that chick he takes everywhere, who doesn’t mind his drinking, or his fashion statements, or even the fact he takes her everywhere on a skateboard...

[Deleted User 289]

1. No
2. Yes and that is racist
3. Jennifer Lawrence (should have listed kylie instead of kendall)
4. Yes
5. I dont know

2. Would it be racist to say I'm going to drop off Donald Trump's kids at the pool?
I ask because I have said it to someone else. They had no clue what I was talking about.

[ousdahl]

Then after the game, pdub sort of made a scene, yet again:

[ousdahl]

The last pic of pdub before we peaced out:




I thought he was pleading with the guy to not call the cops, but it turns out he was just complimenting the guy’s cargo shorts.

[Deleted User 310]

1. No
2. Yes and that is racist
3. Jennifer Lawrence (should have listed kylie instead of kendall)
4. Yes
5. I dont know

2. Would it be racist to say I'm going to drop off Donald Trump's kids at the pool?
I ask because I have said it to someone else. They had no clue what I was talking about.

No it wouldn't.

[Deleted User 289]

1. No
2. Yes and that is racist
3. Jennifer Lawrence (should have listed kylie instead of kendall)
4. Yes
5. I dont know

2. Would it be racist to say I'm going to drop off Donald Trump's kids at the pool?
I ask because I have said it to someone else. They had no clue what I was talking about.

No it wouldn't.

Good to know! Thanks!

[Deleted User 310]

[pdub]

Did anyone check out my boots?

[pdub]

60 hours? At what hour did you lose your sanity and at what point did it come back - if it came back?
I figure by the 20th hour I would have probably started smashing my head against a wall until I blacked out or died.

I got to hang out with a bunch of great people - like a guy who shot at his friend but was really happy he missed but he knew he was going to Rikers - five kids who were handcuffed to each other all night for what they said was 'just being too loud' - another kid who was trying to get prepared to tell his story for why he was caught breaking into a car and the best he could come up with was, 'i'm just gonna tell them they got the wrong guy' even though the police saw him in the car - a dude who was on the NY Post the next day for racing away from the cops and then flipping his car up into the median of either the West side highway or the FDR - and then, best of all, was the guy who came in wearing a hospital gown with a broken nose all bandaged up, explained how he got cut in line by two girls at a pizza spot and got served before him b/c they were cute, how he then eventually got his slice, then threw it at the pizza guy saying, 'this one's on the house', and then proceeded to get his ass beat after the pizza guy jumped the counter, sprayed mace in his face, and slammed his head into said counter. Later on this same hospital gown guy started to scream because all the mace was soaking into his skin and he wanted to pour water on himself. I suggested milk because I thought that pepper spray was acidic ( i later found out some can be but most are neutral ) and milk is a base - however, regardless of the fact it may not have been acidic, it instantly helped him, and he used bread to help spread it around like a sponge. So here you have a guy in a hospital gown, skin beet red, with a broken nose, covered in milk and little pieces of bread. Later I found out he went to ksu.

Small world.

[Deleted User 289]

60 hours? At what hour did you lose your sanity and at what point did it come back - if it came back?
I figure by the 20th hour I would have probably started smashing my head against a wall until I blacked out or died.

I got to hang out with a bunch of great people - like a guy who shot at his friend but was really happy he missed but he knew he was going to Rikers - five kids who were handcuffed to each other all night for what they said was 'just being too loud' - another kid who was trying to get prepared to tell his story for why he was caught breaking into a car and the best he could come up with was, 'i'm just gonna tell them they got the wrong guy' even though the police saw him in the car - a dude who was on the NY Post the next day for racing away from the cops and then flipping his car up into the median of either the West side highway or the FDR - and then, best of all, was the guy who came in wearing a hospital gown with a broken nose all bandaged up, explained how he got cut in line by two girls at a pizza spot and got served before him b/c they were cute, how he then eventually got his slice, then threw it at the pizza guy saying, 'this one's on the house', and then proceeded to get his ass beat after the pizza guy jumped the counter, sprayed mace in his face, and slammed his head into said counter. Later on this same hospital gown guy started to scream because all the mace was soaking into his skin and he wanted to pour water on himself. I suggested milk because I thought that pepper spray was acidic ( i later found out some can be but most are neutral ) and milk is a base - however, regardless of the fact it may not have been acidic, it instantly helped him, and he used bread to help spread it around like a sponge. So here you have a guy in a hospital gown, skin beet red, with a broken nose, covered in milk and little pieces of bread. Later I found out he went to ksu.

Small world.

Damn! Now I am thinking I should get arrested for something so hopefully I can have a similar experience.
On second thought, it's probably not a great idea to get arrested in Chicago right now.
The one time I spent about 8 hours "locked up" it was in a Chicago suburb and I was alone the entire time - except for an occasional cop who would walk by.
Can't recall if they offered me something to drink and/or eat but I don't remember drinking or eating anything.
Right or wrong, I seem to recall they took the cuffs off of me but sat me in what I consider/ed to be an "isolation" room.

[pdub]

I told the fun parts.
The non fun parts were the meals: milk, unfrosted mini wheats and peanut butter sandwiches, the sleeping situation: 20 dudes, 2 benches = 18 dudes on the floor and you sure as hell aren't fighting Rikers and flipped my car on the FDR for a bench, and pee/poop situation: one urinal, no wall, in the corner.