Grandma's 5 Questions for whenever you would like to answer them

[Deleted User 289]

1. Pretend Covid doesn't exist and everything is pretty much how it was last year on October 16th.
That being the case, this weekend you have the choice of attending one of the following college football games - all expenses paid.
Which would you chose?
a) Clemson at Georgia Tech
b) Kentucky at Tennessee
c) Louisville at Notre Dame
d) Oklahoma State at Baylor
e) 4-0 Liberty (who is favored) at Syracuse
f) Ole Miss at Arkansas

2. TODAY you have $500 of your own money and must buy and KEEP/use 3 different things with your $500. You don't have to spend all $500 if you chose not to.
What THREE things do you buy?

3. Give this dog a name.




4. Are you smarter than the guy who is our current President and has a B.S. from the Wharton School of Business at UPenn?

5. Without knowing the odds, if someone gave you $100 to bet on a horse to win. Which horse would you bet on to win in this actual race today.

Direct Order
Autostrade
Mills
Real Dan
Eden Ridge
Financial Freedom
Business Cycle
Neighborhood Bully
Orpheus
Summer Bourbon

[pdub]

I'll answer em in a couple years.

[Deleted User 289]

I'll answer em in a couple years.

Promise?

[Deleted User 289]

1) b. I've never been to a game at Rocky Top and figure it would be fun to see a game there.
2) Today? I'm not going to spend the full $500. I am planning on buying a sweater/sweatshirt (not needed but there is one in particular that I like), shoe storage display "bins", food.
3) Mookie Shithead Giligan Rodriquez Gutter The First.
4) In some ways yes. Too many ways.
5) I honestly don't know the odds, breeding, jockeys, trainers, owners, etc. I would go with Summer Bourbon.

[jhawks99]

1) I got hammered in Knoxville a few years ago. I'd go back. Rocky Top is even more annoying than boomer sooner.
2) I rarely spend 500$ on anything. Not gonna happen.
3) Cujo
4) I hope so.
5) Summer Bourbon

[Leawood]

1. I like the tune Rocky Top.
2. Same as 99.
3. Don't know.
4. Yes.
5. Don't know.

[ousdahl]

1.dont have much interest in any particular matchup so I’ll say whichever has the best tailgate scene
2. Pulled pork sammich, size of slaw, boulevard pale ale
3. Killer
4. I’m way more smarter, and more stabler too!
4. Neighborhood bully. That horse is comin to take your lunch money.

[ousdahl]

I changed my mind.

Can I have the slaw served on the sammich and have it only count as one item so I can get a side of tater salad instead?

[Deleted User 289]

I changed my mind.

Can I have the slaw served on the sammich and have it only count as one item so I can get a side of tater salad instead?

Yes

[Deleted User 289]

By the way, the smart answer to question number 5 would be - Direct Order. If you had bet $100 on it to win you would have gotten $390 back.

[Cascadia]

2. An eight ball and two hookers.

Amirite!!

[ousdahl]

but eight plus two is 10

[Sparko]

4. a chicken conditioned to a lever for food is smarter. Trump would try to break the machine.