Best Fried Chicken

[PhDhawk]

I hate mayo.

What I hate more than mayo, is the manner in which mayo is applied to sandwiches. One giant landmine of goo concentrated in one spot, just waiting for my unsuspecting bite, to burst in an explosion of awfulness.

[ousdahl]

I confess:

I usually put mayo on a sammich or burger.

I don't like it on its own. but on a sammich, I'll do a 2:1 mustard to mayo spread, so more than anything it's just augmenting the mustard.

and on a burger, I'll put a light layer over the bottom bun, not even enough to taste, just enough to seal the burger and keep the bun fresh and crispy instead of soggy.

[Deleted User 89]

mayo?

what are you, dutch?

[CrimsonNBlue]

I hate mayo.

What I hate more than mayo, is the manner in which mayo is applied to sandwiches. One giant landmine of goo concentrated in one spot, just waiting for my unsuspecting bite, to burst in an explosion of awfulness.

I like mayo, but I like everything.

This is so true, though. With mayo, I have to be the one that applies it. Mayo only goes on a select few sandwiches in a pretty specific application. I enjoy it on fried chicken sandwiches, but it's mostly there to help eat it instead of being the standout.

[CrimsonNBlue]

Also, PhD, aren't you the horseradish sauce guy? Filled with mayo, but a lot better.

[TDub]

Manaze is the worst. I hate eggs, i hate manaze. Irs disgusting and ruins anything it touches.

[PhDhawk]

Also, PhD, aren't you the horseradish sauce guy? Filled with mayo, but a lot better.

No, that's 99

I'm the Arby's sauce guy...because I'm not a weirdo like 99.

[PhDhawk]

I love eggs. From my head down to my legs.

[CrimsonNBlue]

Love horseradish but can't say I've ever had Arby's horseradish sauce.

Arby's sauce certainly does the trick.

[Deleted User 89]

mayo maaaaaybe on a BLT

that’s it

[jfish26]

I hate ranch...but I will put ranch seasoning on things like fries and tots etc.

[CrimsonNBlue]

I hate ranch

1 of like 3 things I won't eat.

[Cascadia]

Yep, nope, fuck that.

https://thetakeout.com/drew-magary-hate ... 1832866128

Mayo is not welcome on my plate. Ever. Get over yourself and your affair with this garbage. Have the goddamn common courtesy to listen to people when they tell you that they wouldn’t like any. Stop trying to poison me with mayonnaise. Fuck mayo, fuck aioli, fuck chicken salad, fuck thousand island dressing, fuck coleslaw, and fuck you and your presumptuousness about what mass-produced toxic swill that people ought to be eating.

Mayo is the fucking worst.

[jhawks99]

Luv me sum mayo. Goes great in horsey sauce.

[Cascadia]

I hate ranch...but I will put ranch seasoning on things like fries and tots etc.

Ranch is also disgusting

[pdub]

Give me all of everything mentioned.
Mayo, horseradish, ranch, eggs, Arby's sauce, BLT's, chicken sandwiches, burgers, coleslaw, Chick Fil A, chicken salad.

[ousdahl]

[pdub]

SUICIDE!

[Deleted User 89]

the new coke dispensers give new meaning to the idea of a suicide

[jfish26]

the new coke dispensers give new meaning to the idea of a suicide

Those Freestyle ones?

Those are allsome, because it's the only place I know of where I can get a fountain Diet Barq's.