Lord of the Rubes - The Electoral College Chapter

[japhy]

You can track the electoral college voting on line! Trump looks to take an early lead as group of trumpremecist States vote first. And then later the swing states will come in like Mahomes and burst the bubble. Rudy already has a statistician working on the analysis of why an electoral college comeback is a virtual impossibility.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... e-tracker/

[japhy]

trump up early, score of 22 - 7. No sitting president has ever lost the election after taking such an early lead!

This one may be over folks!

[jfish26]

I predict a massive dump.

[defixione]

Dewey defeats Truman!

[japhy]

The latest update, trump pulling away, it is 50 - 27!

trump is running away with it, nothing can stop him now!

Surely this must be the Kraken we have been hearing so much about, it's here! ...finally...

[Deleted User 89]

Dewey defeats Truman!

potd

[jfish26]

The latest update, trump pulling away, it is 50 - 27!

trump is running away with it, nothing can stop him now!

Surely this must be the Kraken we have been hearing so much about, it's here! ...finally...

[japhy]

WTF? They counted more electoral college votes?

But trump was winning and we knew he was going to win. Why count the rest of the electoral votes?

Biden is up 97 - 56 now. Something fishy is going on again.

But the important thing to remember is trump is only 214 electoral votes away from victory!

We can see the light at the end of the tunnel! trump is almost there.

And in an alternate universe far far away....Stephen Miller lets the good folks on Fox & Friends know it is not over until it is over and over and over and over and over and over and over....

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/stephen- ... 31c1ff0b9f

[Deleted User 89]

i blame the venezuelans

[jfish26]

WTF? They counted more electoral college votes?

But trump was winning and we knew he was going to win. Why count the rest of the electoral votes?

Biden is up 97 - 56 now. Something fishy is going on again.

But the important thing to remember is trump is only 214 electoral votes away from victory!

We can see the light at the end of the tunnel! trump is almost there.

And in an alternate universe far far away....Stephen Miller lets the good folks on Fox & Friends know it is not over until it is over and over and over and over and over and over and over....

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/stephen- ... 31c1ff0b9f

It's insane. I'd say that maybe mainline GOP will finally turn on Trump after the Georgia runoff, but (a) that might not be over on 1/6 anyway, and (b) I've been let down every other of the 20+ times so far that the mainline GOP should have finally cut bait.

[japhy]

i blame the venezuelans

You are not alone my friend, a lot of people thought they ruined the World Cup as well.

[japhy]

Praise Jeezus it is happening!

trump is coming back!

He has closed the gap and they still haven't counted Texas!

If only Wally was here to explain this to us. Divine intervention no doubt.

[jhawks99]

WTF? They counted more electoral college votes?

But trump was winning and we knew he was going to win. Why count the rest of the electoral votes?

Biden is up 97 - 56 now. Something fishy is going on again.

But the important thing to remember is trump is only 214 electoral votes away from victory!

We can see the light at the end of the tunnel! trump is almost there.

And in an alternate universe far far away....Stephen Miller lets the good folks on Fox & Friends know it is not over until it is over and over and over and over and over and over and over....

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/stephen- ... 31c1ff0b9f

Kiss your tax cuts and your guns goodbye.

[Sparko]

Cartoon Trump looks reasonable. Though still wanted for rape on the cartoon network.

[sdoyel]

Stop the count!

[japhy]

In what may be there greatest comeback in political message board history trump is now down by just almost pretty much single digits at 183 - 173 and Texas still has not been added.

Don't give up on my tax cuts yet folks. The Kraken has arrived!

[japhy]

In a twisted chain of events the electors in Michigan ran through the gauntlet of real Americans and true patriots and were able to cast their votes for Biden. This is a complete travesty of unreality.

There is only OANe hope left for AMERICA!

Wally, it's all up to YOU NOW! You are the last HOPE for AMERICA! You must turn the entire California electoral into trump votes.

You can do it! I will require all of your youtube video skills; but nothing less than the future of your country, the greatest country with the greatest folks and the greatest ideas and hypocrisy and youtube videos in the history of exceptional history is at stake.

THIS is our most desperate HOUR!

HELP us Wally, YOU're our ONLY hope!

[japhy]

The count has closed to 240 - 232, come on Wally. Don't let California steal America from the real America.

[Sparko]

At least Trump’s fight to win the election against all odds and the constitution was done for the best of reasons: so he could hold onto power indefinitely, exact revenge on those who dared challenge him and not have to answer for his criminal conduct.

All heart. His followers too. Scumbags.

[japhy]

Damn it, California just voted for Biden. Something is wrong, something went terribly wrong today. Where is Wally? What happened to him? I was sure that he would intervene.