Dumbfuck in charge

[sdoyel]

[japhy]

Because it is Friday, and what would Friday be without an, "oh for fuck's sake"....

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[Deleted User 89]

if i sign up, can i be Groot?

[Sparko]

Exhausting evil

[sdoyel]

Will the Space Force still exist when Biden takes over?

[Deleted User 62]

So, is January 21 the day that our fragile democracy is finally crushed?

[jfish26]

Will the Space Force still exist when Biden takes over?

I look forward to the following (which, knowing the malevolent idiots involved, may have already transpired):

* Trump, being an addled, aggressive know-nothing, thinks of things like "space" and "the internet" and so on as all one thing. Technology. Computers. Zip-zap-zop-beep-boop-whoooooosh-go-high.

* It becomes apparent that Russia committed the most pugnacious act of cyberaggression in history, against us, and was able to do so with relative ease because Trump, in some combination, (1) stripped federal agencies of the powers and resources to detect and prevent it, because Obamer (sound familiar?) and (2) willingly took a fawning, deferential, head-in-the-sand approach to Putin (again, sound familiar?).

* But wait! The Space Force (because, zip-zap-zop and so on) would have, as Trump will tell you, detected and prevented the cyberattack. So:

*** Obamer wouldn't have stopped the cyberattack. But hard-ass Trump, with all his beep-boop-whoooooosh-go-highs and so on, has once again heroically corrected a nearly-treasonous error of the Obamer administration. And in fact Obamer and loser Hillary should be in jail for it.

[twocoach]

Will the Space Force still exist when Biden takes over?

Does it actually exist now?

[Cascadia]

Will the Space Force still exist when Biden takes over?

I look forward to the following (which, knowing the malevolent idiots involved, may have already transpired):

* Trump, being an addled, aggressive know-nothing, thinks of things like "space" and "the internet" and so on as all one thing. Technology. Computers. Zip-zap-zop-beep-boop-whoooooosh-go-high.

* It becomes apparent that Russia committed the most pugnacious act of cyberaggression in history, against us, and was able to do so with relative ease because Trump, in some combination, (1) stripped federal agencies of the powers and resources to detect and prevent it, because Obamer (sound familiar?) and (2) willingly took a fawning, deferential, head-in-the-sand approach to Putin (again, sound familiar?).

* But wait! The Space Force (because, zip-zap-zop and so on) would have, as Trump will tell you, detected and prevented the cyberattack. So:

*** Obamer wouldn't have stopped the cyberattack. But hard-ass Trump, with all his beep-boop-whoooooosh-go-highs and so on, has once again heroically corrected a nearly-treasonous error of the Obamer administration. And in fact Obamer and loser Hillary should be in jail for it.

Fucking gold man. Spot on.

[Sparko]

Guardian sounds like there are a lot of confused minors needing space shelter.

[jfish26]

Guardian sounds like there are a lot of confused minors needing space shelter.

Kids in cages is sort of their jam.

[sdoyel]

This guy is relentless

[dolomite2]

How should the culprits be punished for the cyber hacking?
I guess all that can be done is just tell them to “cut it out”!

[Sparko]

The ridiculous EE&S machines probably delivered solid majorities for republicans if you read the articles. Unpopular candidates sure did well-like Collins and Trump. It is possible that they swapped millions of votes. It is also why Trump can’t believe he lost with the fix in. They have been aiming their wrath at Dominion because those seem to be calibrated correctly.

[jfish26]

This guy is relentless

Ah, yes, the “use an act of war against the United States as a ridiculous, bad faith talking point in my ridiculous, bad faith attempt to steal the election” gambit.

[Deleted User 62]

It is comforting to know that Trump and Putin talked a few weeks ago about forming and "anti-cyber crime" pact.

What are the odds that Putin was able to get Trumps passwords long ago?

[jfish26]

If only someone had conceived, weeks ago, that letting Trump indulge in these fantasies would inevitably lead to them becoming more than fantasies.

[ousdahl]

If we know anything about accusing potus of “abuse of power,” it’s that the accusation will be summarily dismissed on the grounds that it’s just some illegitimate attempt to overturn the results of an election.

Wait, wut?

[sdoyel]

[Sparko]

IF you are a traitor days away from being exposed and maybe thrown out a window, lots of things seem worth a try. Need to get the Cumquat Sasquatch out of there.