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I doubt Turkey because according to Wikipedia there is an extradition treaty. Top candidates I would think are Russia or Saudi Arabia. The latter has more to lose if sanctions are applied and they can’t buy planes or tanks. Any of the UAE is also a candidate- Dubai or Oman (not UAE)? Somehow I don’t see him holing up in Niger, Burkina Faso or the Vatican.
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Imagine Trump in a Wahhabi nation with no impulse control? Imagine him in Russia after Putin has fallen in a well? These are not the droids he is looking for.
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zsn wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:42 pm I doubt Turkey because according to Wikipedia there is an extradition treaty. Top candidates I would think are Russia or Saudi Arabia. The latter has more to lose if sanctions are applied and they can’t buy planes or tanks. Any of the UAE is also a candidate- Dubai or Oman (not UAE)? Somehow I don’t see him holing up in Niger, Burkina Faso or the Vatican.
I didn't think Turkey would extradite. I stand corrected.
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Jeebus, I didn't need that 1st thing in the morning.
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I haven't read this thread but I'm guessing somewhere in this mess is who is making the Trump movie.

Title:
MAGA

Some of my votes :
Director: Scorsese
Trump: Christian Bale ( i know most are thinking DeNiro or Baldwin - i'm going with Bale, he crushed playing Cheney )
McConnell: Gary Oldman
Biden: Chris Evans
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I guess it would depend on if it would be based in truth or not. If it isn't then I'm betting on Jon Voigt playing Trump, with some combination of Kirk Cameron and Scott Bao in supporting roles.
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There’s only one actor capable of accurately portraying McConnell:

Dana Carvey, reprising that role from “master of disguise”

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kubowler99 wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:30 am I guess it would depend on if it would be based in truth or not. If it isn't then I'm betting on Jon Voigt playing Trump, with some combination of Kirk Cameron and Scott Bao in supporting roles.
Since nothing about Trump is based in truth, it should be like, an actor saying he’s Jon Voigt, even though it’s actually like one of the lesser Baldwin brothers.
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ousdahl wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:45 am
kubowler99 wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:30 am I guess it would depend on if it would be based in truth or not. If it isn't then I'm betting on Jon Voigt playing Trump, with some combination of Kirk Cameron and Scott Bao in supporting roles.
Since nothing about Trump is based in truth, it should be like, an actor saying he’s Jon Voigt, even though it’s actually like one of the lesser Baldwin brothers.
If Trump's involved, I'd guess he'd get pissed at several of the actors and fire them during production but pretend it was the same character throughout. So, like Mike Pence would be played by Clint Eastwood for several scenes, then get replaced by Robert Duvall in a wig, then Gary Sinise in a worse wig, and finally Stacey Dash.
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That’s a good point.

Turnover is kind of his thing.

As if multiple characters for the same role wasn’t bad enough, they didn’t even edit out the part about trump screaming “yer fired!” on set at Gary Sinise.
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Back in the 00's I had an idea for a reality tv show, it was a cross between the biggest looser and the apprentice.

It was going to be a weight loss challenge show where each weak the celebrity trainer would eliminate the one contestant who lost the least amount of weight and the tag line when he eliminated them would be "yer fat".
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Dinesh D'Souza will make the first movie about the trump administration. He will get Chuck Norris to play trump and because Melania will have divorced him by then, they will have Kirstie Alley play her. trump can then declare he divorced her because she got fat. His followers will forever think Kirstie is actually Melanie.
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kubowler99 wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:30 am I guess it would depend on if it would be based in truth or not. If it isn't then I'm betting on Jon Voigt playing Trump, with some combination of Kirk Cameron and Scott Bao in supporting roles.
Ted Nugent gets my vote for buffalo "Dances with Karens" guy.
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jhawks99 wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:23 pm
kubowler99 wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:30 am I guess it would depend on if it would be based in truth or not. If it isn't then I'm betting on Jon Voigt playing Trump, with some combination of Kirk Cameron and Scott Bao in supporting roles.
Ted Nugent gets my vote for buffalo "Dances with Karens" guy.
here’s a gutter-esque connection...

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My second cousin played drums for him in the 80s
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Cat scratch fever is caused by the bacterium Bartonella henselae
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PhDhawk wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:53 pm Cat scratch fever is caused by the bacterium Bartonella henselae
Sherman Hemsley causes it to move up, to the east side of the host.
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PhDhawk wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:05 pm Back in the 00's I had an idea for a reality tv show, it was a cross between the biggest looser and the apprentice.

It was going to be a weight loss challenge show where each weak the celebrity trainer would eliminate the one contestant who lost the least amount of weight and the tag line when he eliminated them would be "yer fat".
If Trump really wanted to leverage his media empire, he would have launched a reality show by now that’s basically his kids competing against one another for a pardon
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