1) Work holiday grab bag. TWENTY FIVE ($25) limit and can not be gender specific. WORST "gift" of the following to RECEIVE...
A) FIFTEEN ($15) Bed Bath & Beyond gift card (you can assume is being re-gifted to you).
B) Not too ugly but not too attractive fake wool scarf.
C) TWENTY DOLLAR ($20) brick of pennies.
D) Set of 2 Starbuck's coffee mugs.
E) A Chicago Bears WINTER hat.
F) 3 small candles that are scented Maple Syrup, Buttered Popcorn, and Spearmint.
G) Target wireless remote control for TV/Cable/VCR/Etc.
2) Out of the possible teams remaining, which college football team would you like to win the National Championship.
A) Bama
B) Notre Dame
C) Georgia
D) Clemson
E) Ohio State
F) Oklahoma
3) On a scale of 0-100 (0 being ugliest woman you have ever seen and 100 being the most beautiful woman you have ever seen) rate this woman based solely on this particular photograph.
4) Moral dilemma time. There is a guy who works at the reception/security desk in my building.
Nice guy but like me, he has an IQ that is similar to the IQ of a bar of soap.
He is foreign and very difficult to understand. A couple of nights ago he asked an Asian women for her ID - which we need to show to pick up packages that were delivered for us so that the "security" personnel make sure the right people are picking up the packages.
She couldn't understand him and I had to play translator.
EVERY time I pick up a package I tip the guy (or anyone else who gives me my package) a few $.
These "security" guys and girls can't make much more than minimum wage and generally speaking, most of the people in the building are assholes towards them.
Because I give them money and am kind to them (also bring them food/drinks on occasion too) MOST but not ALL of the "security" people in the building know me by name and call me by my name - but this particular guy still asks me for an ID every time - even though he 100% for sure knows me and my name. Normally the building sends an email notice that you had a package delivered but being that it's getting to be Christmas time there are literally hundreds of packages delivered to the building every day. Therefore, it takes forever and a half to check in the packages.
So......Yesterday I had a ticket (Lakers game 1/2/19) delivered via UPS. It was delivered at 3:33pm and as of 9:30pm last night I hadn't received notification from the building that it had been delivered. I went downstairs and told the guy it was shipped via UPS and it was in a large ENVELOPE.
I proceed to watch him start going through PACKAGES/BOXES looking at the labels to see if it was my ENVELOPE. I told him FOUR different times it was an ENVELOPE that he should be looking for and EACH time he kept looking through PACKAGES/BOXES. Finally I walked behind the desk and went in to the receiving area myself and picked up a FedEX ENVELOPE to show him what I meant in terms of an ENVELOPE in case he didn't understand the difference between an ENVELOPE and/or a PACKAGE/BOX.
He STILL continued to look through the PACKAGES/BOXES. There were other people wanting to receive their packages and they were watching this with their mouths open and in shock at what they were witnessing.
It took me a grand total of between 10 and 15 seconds to find my ENVELOPE.
9,000 words later - here is my question. Do I tell building management this guy is a super nice guy but a headless elephant would be more valuable/competent working at the security/reception desk - and they need to let him concentrate on others things instead of the checking in and distributing of packages?
Reason I ask is, I don't want the guy to lose his job but he's worse than worthless and it's only a matter of time before (if they haven't already) the residents start being nasty to the guy.
5) It's one week since Thanksgiving. Since last Thursday and including last Thursday, do you think you have gained a pound or more, lost a pound or more, or stayed within a pound of what you weighed last Thursday morning at 6:00am?
