This Happened To Me Once:

[pdub]

That part was implied.
Of course the scientist has to explain it.

[PhDhawk]

Well from now on her turds will be grizzly.

[Deleted User 89]

i know bears liked honey, but honey pots?

[PhDhawk]

She's regretting eating all those berries now.

[ousdahl]

Actually doesn’t the article say it sounds like a black bear?

The lady’s diet must be high in pepto bismol.

[CrimsonNBlue]

Actually doesn’t the article say it sounds like a black bear?

If it were a black bear, the authorities would have shot it awhile ago.

[Deleted User 89]

Actually doesn’t the article say it sounds like a black bear?

If it were a black bear, the authorities would have shot it awhile ago.

in which case, they could have legitimately feared for their lives

[CrimsonNBlue]

Whoosh

[ousdahl]

When grizzly puns turn to black bear puns, the issue might get a little polar-izing.

[Deleted User 89]

that’s a pizzly-poor excuse for a pun

[ousdahl]

are you saying I lack the koala-fications to make good bear puns?

[ousdahl]

Just trying to panda to the widest audience possible.

[ousdahl]

Ok I gotta stop.

This is unbearable.

[sdoyel]

[Cascadia]

That’s called the worst seat in the plane. Have to be freaking the fuck out looking at that

[Deleted User 289]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that…
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!”

[sdoyel]

[ousdahl]

Boulder officials promise arrests in riot that started with party

https://www.dailycamera.com/2021/03/07/ ... rol-party/

[ousdahl]

South Carolina lawyer Alex Murdaugh enlisted hitman for $10 million life insurance policy, attorney says

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/so ... h-n1279208

[jhawks99]

That's gonna make a helluva movie someday soon.