Totally random thread

[Deleted User 289]

I wonder if you walk in and ask for a rectum buster - if that's what they will give you.

[Cascadia]

Need this.

Let me know in advance what you want in your obit!

[Deleted User 289]

[Deleted User 289]

[Walrus]

Okay, now that is fucking scary.

[TDub]

I hate airplanes

[Deleted User 289]

[ousdahl]

any geologists out there who can explain this please?

[Deleted User 289]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 3rd Rock from.....

Explain this one.
I ordered a pair of shoes from Italy on Friday - and they sent them on Friday. I got them today.

[zsn]

Italy, NY or Italy, Italy?

[jhawks99]

Airplanes

[pdub]

It takes 9 hours and 30 minutes to fly from Milan to Chicago.

[Deleted User 289]

Italy, NY or Italy, Italy?

Company/store is located in Ferrara Italy but was sent from about 30 miles away in Bologna.

[Deleted User 289]

Airplanes

Yes, I am sure it was sent "oversea/s" via an airplane. Very well may have been on two airplanes.

[Deleted User 289]

It takes 9 hours and 30 minutes to fly from Milan to Chicago.

There are some funky things (times) in the tracking.
For example, how does it only take an hour (or even 2 hours) to get from Germany to the USA?

Monday, February 22, 2021 Location Time Piece
16 Delivered CHICAGO 18:25
1 Piece
15 Shipment on hold FRANKLIN PARK, IL - USA 13:05
14 Arrived at Delivery Facility in FRANKLIN PARK - USA FRANKLIN PARK, IL - USA 06:47
1 Piece
13 Departed Facility in FRANKLIN PARK - USA FRANKLIN PARK, IL - USA 04:40
1 Piece
12 Processed at FRANKLIN PARK - USA FRANKLIN PARK, IL - USA 03:53
1 Piece

Sunday, February 21, 2021 Location Time Piece
11 Processed at FRANKLIN PARK - USA FRANKLIN PARK, IL - USA 10:53
1 Piece
10 Clearance processing complete at FRANKLIN PARK - USA FRANKLIN PARK, IL - USA 10:43
1 Piece
9 Arrived at Sort Facility FRANKLIN PARK - USA FRANKLIN PARK, IL - USA 09:28
1 Piece
8 Customs status updated FRANKLIN PARK, IL - USA 08:18
7 Departed Facility in LEIPZIG - GERMANY LEIPZIG - GERMANY 07:41
1 Piece

Saturday, February 20, 2021 Location Time Piece
6 Processed at LEIPZIG - GERMANY LEIPZIG - GERMANY 04:59
1 Piece
5 Arrived at Sort Facility LEIPZIG - GERMANY LEIPZIG - GERMANY 03:35
1 Piece

Friday, February 19, 2021 Location Time Piece
4 Arrived at Sort Facility BOLOGNA - ITALY BOLOGNA - ITALY 18:59
1 Piece
3 Departed Facility in BOLOGNA - ITALY BOLOGNA - ITALY 18:26
1 Piece
2 Processed at BOLOGNA - ITALY BOLOGNA - ITALY 18:01
1 Piece
1 Shipment picked up BOLOGNA - ITALY 17:26
1 Piece

[jhawks99]

I ordered some green coffee beans from Oakland, CA almost two weeks ago. They were supposed to be delivered yesterday. Got backed off a day and I'm hoping to get them today. No airplanes are involved.

[ousdahl]

Gutter’s story about a shipment from Italy is probably just a bunch of Bologna.

[Deleted User 289]

I ordered some green coffee beans from Oakland, CA almost two weeks ago. They were supposed to be delivered yesterday. Got backed off a day and I'm hoping to get them today. No airplanes are involved.

Good luck on getting your beans! I assume they were shipped vis USPS and you have checked tracking to know they were not on an airplane. Yes?

I am extremely hesitant these days to order anything that is shipped via the USPS - if I want it in a timely fashion.

[pdub]

Gutter with his bologna and 99 with his coffee - they about to get their Milan.

[Deleted User 289]

Gutter’s story about a shipment from Italy is probably just a bunch of Bologna.

Pretty crazy to think these two things are the same. In name.