Sat Shack

[ousdahl]

Oh goddamnit.

I have a tree nut allergy.

If anyone needs me I’ll be at red lobster.

[ousdahl]

But for real, I always thought it would be cool to open a bar next to the bourgeoise pig in Lawrence, and call it the proletariat butcher. PBR tall boy and a shot of old crow $3 every day.

[jhawks99]

Do we get extra glasses to smell our own farts?

[Cascadia]

There’s going to be so much pussy in this place now. Me and The Beav are going to crush.

[pdub]

No farting allowed at The Sputnik.
Nor fart jokes.

[pdub]

We'll play acoustic covers from 2 to 6 and switch to Jazz after.
You'll need to try our truffle encrusted brussels with our house made balsamic vinaigrette ( be warned, there's a bit of a kick! ).

[jhawks99]

I'll make sure my Lyft driver has a Prius.

[pdub]

Now we're getting it.

[Walrus]

Played for over 27 years, sometimes professionally. My amp is amazing.

[ousdahl]

Sometimes professionally?

Like somebody put a 5er in your tip jar?

[ousdahl]

Wait, has lobster been the Neil diamond cover guy all along?

[Walrus]

I was the "prodigy" at my school on guitar.

[Deleted User 89]

that’s one word for it

others just call it “special”

[Walrus]

Definitely am not part of the herd.

[Cascadia]

We need to start a database to keep track of all of Lobby's lies. He starting to really challenge gutter for the king of making up bullshit stories to sound cool.

[Deleted User 89]

Definitely am not part of the herd.

um, yeah you are

there is no shortage of right-wing conspiracy nuts who think just like you do

you’re nothing special

[Overlander]

We need to start a database to keep track of all of Lobby's lies. He starting to really challenge gutter for the king of making up bullshit stories to sound cool.

This.

[pdub]

We have a prodigy wine pourer working Friday and Saturday nights.
He has to wear our company vest but to be honest, he'd wear it even if we didn't force him.

[Deleted User 89]

is it a neon safety vest?

[pdub]

No.
It's salmon velvet.