Earliest memories

[ousdahl]

My grandpa took me to an apple orchard. Must’ve been fall, cuz there were apples all over the ground that toddler me kept tripping and falling over, but I thought it was hilarious.

Yours?

[pdub]

*Your mom saying it was OK, she was on the pill.



*Will remove if ous thinks not funny.

[ousdahl]

...dad?!

[pdub]

I created this website just to find you.
Kind of disappointing.

[ousdahl]

So if you were old enough to fire one off, does that mean your earliest memory wasn’t until at least puberty?

Kinda makes you wonder what you were doing for the first like 13 years.

[pdub]

Was firing em off weeks out of the womb.

[ousdahl]

...big brother?!

[ousdahl]

Wait bro does this mean you banged mom?


You can’t spell “oedipus bro” without pdub.

[pdub]

Once my son was at an apple orchard and he tripped over a bunch of apples and was just sitting there laughing and that's when I knew it was time to hit the road.

[ousdahl]

For real tho which is more impressive:


That pdub was born with such a developed reproductive system, or such a developed hippocampus to remember it?

[ousdahl]

Once my son was at an apple orchard and he tripped over a bunch of apples and was just sitting there laughing and that's when I knew it was time to hit the road.

....grandpa?!


man I can’t keep up with this multigenerational incest.

Our family tree must be shaped like one of those heavy metal band logos.

[ousdahl]

But for real you asshole! I had to fend for myself and live off those apples for years.

[pdub]

I hooked up with a few hippocampus but don't remember it.

[pdub]

I'd like to say it built your core.

[ousdahl]

don’t talk about mom like that.

[ousdahl]

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

[pdub]

Was her college nickname, don't blame me.

[ousdahl]

Yo momma’s so fat, she signed up for a Gmail account just for the spam!

[ousdahl]

Yo momma’s so fat, the only dude willing to bang her is Pdub!

[TDub]

Now this....this is a weird thread.