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“The Electoral College is DEI for rural white folks.”
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3rdGenJayhawk
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I tried to get the same prescription while at ole KU.
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ChalkRocker
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ousdahl wrote: ↑Wed Nov 21, 2018 9:50 am so I stopped to get gas last night when the guy at the car across from me randomly asks, hey will you give us all a ride? Our car's broke down and we just need to get across town.
I look in the car and there are at least two others, both smoking.
do you give them a ride?
I'll be a m***erf***er.
It's you.
Jaw-dropper.
Please, I implore you to be reasonable...
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Did you ever make it across town bro?
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ChalkRocker
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Did you finish that cheeseburger?
Please, I implore you to be reasonable...
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ugh I randomly lost a glove!
Like from my favorite pair. Now a lonesome right hander mocks me.
I'm glad I just buy the 12 dollar hardware store gloves instead of some trendy branded shit. But still! They were all broken in and everything!
Plus the general experience of loosing things always sucks.
you guys loose anything lately?
Like from my favorite pair. Now a lonesome right hander mocks me.
I'm glad I just buy the 12 dollar hardware store gloves instead of some trendy branded shit. But still! They were all broken in and everything!
Plus the general experience of loosing things always sucks.
you guys loose anything lately?
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A couple of tools are misplaced somewhere in my basement storeroom after a big woodworking project last year. I still havent stumbled upon them yet but they're down there somewhere!ousdahl wrote: ↑Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:53 am ugh I randomly lost a glove!
Like from my favorite pair. Now a lonesome right hander mocks me.
I'm glad I just buy the 12 dollar hardware store gloves instead of some trendy branded shit. But still! They were all broken in and everything!
Plus the general experience of loosing things always sucks.
you guys loose anything lately?
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It's always the last place you look...twocoach wrote: ↑Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:21 pmA couple of tools are misplaced somewhere in my basement storeroom after a big woodworking project last year. I still havent stumbled upon them yet but they're down there somewhere!ousdahl wrote: ↑Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:53 am ugh I randomly lost a glove!
Like from my favorite pair. Now a lonesome right hander mocks me.
I'm glad I just buy the 12 dollar hardware store gloves instead of some trendy branded shit. But still! They were all broken in and everything!
Plus the general experience of loosing things always sucks.
you guys loose anything lately?
Defense. Rebounds.
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kubandalum
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“When you think of the good old days, think one word: dentistry.” — P.J. O’Rourke
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Saw a bumper sticker on the car in front of me at a stoplight.
"Do you follow Jesus this close?"
Points for all of the above in just six short words.
Condescension
Humor
Poor grammar
"Do you follow Jesus this close?"
Points for all of the above in just six short words.
Condescension
Humor
Poor grammar
Defense. Rebounds.
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LOL you guys ready for this one?
so last night I went out for dinner with a chick. We met at a bar a few weeks back and have been texting. Overall she's super cool, creative artsy type, rockin bod, though seemingly a little...I dunno, naive or something.
After dinner she invites me back to her place. She has this big stash of art supplies. Trying to talk big and act like I'm more into it, I say, "hey I enjoy painting and drawing sometimes too!"
"Oh cool! What do you like to draw?"
"ummm...a little of everything, but particularly nude sketches, like in that movie Titanic."
"OH Really?! I've always loved the thought of that! Wanna draw me like one of your French girls??"
"ummm seriously? OK!"
and next thing you know she hands me a pencil and paper, removes all her clothes, and strikes a pose on the couch. (WHOA! I mean, uh yeah, this is normal, because, art!)
I'm sort of pretending to draw, but mostly just checking out her hot naked body. After a few minutes, she asks to see the progress. I show her the paper with a goofy smiling stick figure on it, and a bubble caption that reads, "sorry, I can't really draw."
Needless to say, I didn't end up getting any, but she at least let me keep the drawing.
so last night I went out for dinner with a chick. We met at a bar a few weeks back and have been texting. Overall she's super cool, creative artsy type, rockin bod, though seemingly a little...I dunno, naive or something.
After dinner she invites me back to her place. She has this big stash of art supplies. Trying to talk big and act like I'm more into it, I say, "hey I enjoy painting and drawing sometimes too!"
"Oh cool! What do you like to draw?"
"ummm...a little of everything, but particularly nude sketches, like in that movie Titanic."
"OH Really?! I've always loved the thought of that! Wanna draw me like one of your French girls??"
"ummm seriously? OK!"
and next thing you know she hands me a pencil and paper, removes all her clothes, and strikes a pose on the couch. (WHOA! I mean, uh yeah, this is normal, because, art!)
I'm sort of pretending to draw, but mostly just checking out her hot naked body. After a few minutes, she asks to see the progress. I show her the paper with a goofy smiling stick figure on it, and a bubble caption that reads, "sorry, I can't really draw."
Needless to say, I didn't end up getting any, but she at least let me keep the drawing.
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Sounds like sexual assault! You tricked her into getting naked!
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oh hell no don't put that on me.
she even commented she was comfortable doing it cuz she trusted me to not be a creep.
there's a BIG difference between being a predator, and just a bad artist.
she even commented she was comfortable doing it cuz she trusted me to not be a creep.
there's a BIG difference between being a predator, and just a bad artist.
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Deleted User 75
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Saying you're into art and allowing a woman to get naked while you draw a stick figure and gawk at her is pretty much the definition of being a creep. You preyed upon her love for art and used it for your own sexual advantage...and then came to brag about your conquest....