House sitting
House sitting
Guess who gets to hang with your doggos!
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Just don't burn it down.
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Jesus. Let’s hope.
2 good dogs ( well one kind of a douche but the other is GOAT pet, no not a pet goat) plus some chickens
Anyone ever take care of chickens before?
Tdub wanna slam some ‘skis on top of the hen house with me?
2 good dogs ( well one kind of a douche but the other is GOAT pet, no not a pet goat) plus some chickens
Anyone ever take care of chickens before?
Tdub wanna slam some ‘skis on top of the hen house with me?
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...now we’re really sitting on a house!
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Chickens should be pretty easy. Let them out. Feed them. Check water, collect eggs. Shut the door when they put themselves to bed. 5-7 minutes of effort a day
Just Ledoux it
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Yeah, that’s what they said.
Also try to keep the foxes away
Worst case, expect a bump to the fried chicken thread
Also try to keep the foxes away
Worst case, expect a bump to the fried chicken thread
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gutter knows how to take care of good chikn.
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Which bong is appropriate to pack when housesitting?
Imagine a life so devoid of accomplishments that you feel the need to lie about working at McDonald’s.
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Discreet, upskirt shots?
"The truth is obtained like gold, not by letting it grow bigger, but by washing off from it everything that isn’t gold.” Tolstoy
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Hopefully they have an X-Box.
Imagine a life so devoid of accomplishments that you feel the need to lie about working at McDonald’s.
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soo how’s house sat before? Who’s had someone house sit for them?
cuuuz pro tip:
If you have a homie holding down the fort for you for a week, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE.
The unsanitary stuff: dirty dishes piled up in the sink, the baby hi-chair covered in crumbs, spoiled produce rotting in the fridge, etc.
The clutter stuff: kitchen table and counters covered with random shit, unfolded piles of (dirty?) laundry all over the bedroom, hundreds of bottles of nail polish and lotion and personal products all over the bathroom, baby toys EVERYWHERE
The unfinished project stuff: power tools laying around the living room, nails and screws and scrap wood strewn around the yard, don’t even bother going in the garage
The disrepair stuff: light fixtures that don’t work and have bare wires just kinda hanging there, doors that won’t close, cabinet doors falling off the hinges if they even have a door
The sporting goods wtf stuff: clay pigeons and shotgun shells on the bed stand, fishing gear piled in the bathtub
Who the eff are these people? Oh yeah, wait for it - a former coworker friend who was a housekeeping manager at a high end resort.
And the worst part is, they didn’t even leave the bong for me to use.
Or the x box!
cuuuz pro tip:
If you have a homie holding down the fort for you for a week, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE.
The unsanitary stuff: dirty dishes piled up in the sink, the baby hi-chair covered in crumbs, spoiled produce rotting in the fridge, etc.
The clutter stuff: kitchen table and counters covered with random shit, unfolded piles of (dirty?) laundry all over the bedroom, hundreds of bottles of nail polish and lotion and personal products all over the bathroom, baby toys EVERYWHERE
The unfinished project stuff: power tools laying around the living room, nails and screws and scrap wood strewn around the yard, don’t even bother going in the garage
The disrepair stuff: light fixtures that don’t work and have bare wires just kinda hanging there, doors that won’t close, cabinet doors falling off the hinges if they even have a door
The sporting goods wtf stuff: clay pigeons and shotgun shells on the bed stand, fishing gear piled in the bathtub
Who the eff are these people? Oh yeah, wait for it - a former coworker friend who was a housekeeping manager at a high end resort.
And the worst part is, they didn’t even leave the bong for me to use.
Or the x box!
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lol. I'm house sitting my younger brother's and girlfriends house in west shawnee. It's immaculate and very nice (built in 2014). Only problem is there are no big trees around, so as soon as you walk outside, the sun is beating down on you. But I plan to test out his new smoker this weekend (traeger I think) and drink all his beer. Worst part is watering all his girlfriends plants all over the house (inside and outside).
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That sounds rad.
Party at shindig’s bros!
Party at shindig’s bros!
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Ous, pull up your pants, We need an AmbuLANce theres a girl upstairs talking to Plants, choppin her hair off, we only got 2 days left, how long do these things take to wear off
Just Ledoux it
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That song is such a crazy rhyme.
I went to shindig’s bro’s rave with tdub and Dave and met a new wave blonde babe with half her head shaved, a nurse’s aid looking to get laid, tied up with first aid tape and…some dark shit only Eminem would rap about
I went to shindig’s bro’s rave with tdub and Dave and met a new wave blonde babe with half her head shaved, a nurse’s aid looking to get laid, tied up with first aid tape and…some dark shit only Eminem would rap about
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Sure, make the 10 or so hour drive and crash here. There's 5 bedrooms. We can get some of the trikes out and rip around the neighborhood. I might take one to Perry Lake this weekend for a few hours. I don't have a truck, but I can borrow my Dad's Honda Ridgeline.
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we had my MIL house sit a number of times
come back to a house that is cleaner than when we left
ours is a unique situation, as we’ve got critters aside from the pups that can’t go with us on vacation, so whomever house sits has to literally be trained. not sure what we’ll do now (MIL is back in midwest), but we’ve even considered buying the MIL a plane ticket just so she can house sit for us
come back to a house that is cleaner than when we left
ours is a unique situation, as we’ve got critters aside from the pups that can’t go with us on vacation, so whomever house sits has to literally be trained. not sure what we’ll do now (MIL is back in midwest), but we’ve even considered buying the MIL a plane ticket just so she can house sit for us