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PhDhawk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:36 pm Why would it be gay camping? Just because it's in a tent that looks like a colon? Women have a colon too. I'm pretty sure when you buttfuck the dick never makes it to the colon anyway.
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jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:23 pm
PhDhawk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:36 pm Why would it be gay camping? Just because it's in a tent that looks like a colon? Women have a colon too. I'm pretty sure when you buttfuck the dick never makes it to the colon anyway.
Speak for yourself
I wouldn't go bragging about that, the colon makes for a sharp turn where it attaches to the rectum. If you're going past that you must have a really crooked pecker or a soft one.
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So...you have never come in contact with the "2nd sphincter"?

Sorry bro
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“I'm pretty sure when you buttfuck the dick never makes it to the colon anyway.”

Someone can make a joke/comment about penis size now.
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pdub wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:01 pm “I'm pretty sure when you buttfuck the dick never makes it to the colon anyway.”

Someone can make a joke/comment about penis size now.
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jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:23 pm Speak for yourself
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jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:58 pm So...you have never come in contact with the "2nd sphincter"?

Sorry bro
Don't be. My cock is straight. sorry to hear yours is shaped like the number 7.

what do you do when you have vaginal intercourse, just plant one foot and pivot back and forth with the other one?
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PhDhawk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:49 pm
jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:23 pm
PhDhawk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:36 pm Why would it be gay camping? Just because it's in a tent that looks like a colon? Women have a colon too. I'm pretty sure when you buttfuck the dick never makes it to the colon anyway.
Speak for yourself
I wouldn't go bragging about that, the colon makes for a sharp turn where it attaches to the rectum. If you're going past that you must have a really crooked pecker or a soft one.
Rectum?

Damn near killed 'em!
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PhDhawk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:18 pm
jeepinjayhawk wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:58 pm So...you have never come in contact with the "2nd sphincter"?

Sorry bro
Don't be. My cock is straight. sorry to hear yours is shaped like the number 7.

what do you do when you have vaginal intercourse, just plant one foot and pivot back and forth with the other one?
i laughed
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Apparently plano has peyronies disease
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imzcount wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:28 pmGross.
Count's the one who fantasizes about Michelle Obama having a penis.

Draw your own conclusion.
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PhDhawk wrote: ↑Sat Oct 27, 2018 2:44 pm Apparently plano has peyronies disease

Paula Jones said the the same about Bill Clinton.
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dangit I keep getting that disease mixed up with something else.









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I had a Great Pyrenees.
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Man Tries to Cure Constipation By Putting a Live, 20-Inch Eel Up His Anus. He told doctors initially that it just swam in there by itself.
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well that's just common knowledge.
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Feral wrote: ↑Sat Nov 17, 2018 1:19 pm Image
So....that's consent....right?
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they also make for great white elephant gifts!
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