Totally random thread

[TDub]

5 totally random questions of the day!

1. Where has ousdahl been all week?
2. Is anyone totally bummed out about the covid thread, and existentially in general?
3. I haven’t been caught up about a girl all week! You’ve been caught up about a girl all week!
4. If 99 is 6’1” and his wife is 5’2” then who would you guess has the proportionately bigger wingspan?
5. Do you guys like fried green tomatoes?

1. Locked in a basement while some socialist wookie "girl" exploits all of your resources?

2. That which cannot be changed by you individually shouldn't bum anyone out too much.

3. Break up with her.....if you can escape the basement.

4. I thought all that mattered was tats and hip height

5. I hate all tomatoes. But i love things that tomatoes make.....salsa, pico, marinara etc

1.
2. Yeah but plastic straws lulz
3. I’m not texting her for at least a week.
4. Yeah, I’m sure Mrs. 99 has some badass ink
5. If you love the things tomatoes make, then have you tried the tasty breaded fried discs that unripe tomatoes make?

Tomatoes in tomato form are not for me

[Deleted User 89]

god, that male lion looks so unhappy

[ousdahl]

“Jesus Christ babe, again?”

[jhawks99]

No ink in Mrs 99.

No tomatoes for Tdub? I'm kinda shocked. I live for mater season. Sliced with just some salt or in a BLT with good sourdough bread. Can't get enough of 'em.

Before that stupid movie came out, fried green tomatoes were generally only served in the fall, before the first frost killed all the plants. The green tomatoes were picked, sliced, breaded and fried to avoid waste.

[ousdahl]

Yeah, grocery store/restaurant tomatoes tend to be bland and mushy and forgettable if not gross, but fresh garden maters are a whole different thing.

I like to rub my face in a tomato plant, cuz it smells so damn good.

And that’s a pretty good fact about fall fried green tomatoes. I always thought it was just a fun snack before they were ripe.

But yeah a buddy let me pick from his garden. Gonna fry some up tonight.

Also gave me some cucumbers. Currently picking. Just put some sliced cukes in a jar with vinegar water salt and dill. Is there more to it?

[CrimsonNBlue]

wtf ous, are you going to kiss and tell, or what?

[ousdahl]

I would but TDub already spilled the beans…yeah she’s a wook LOL

[TDub]

No ink in Mrs 99.

No tomatoes for Tdub? I'm kinda shocked. I live for mater season. Sliced with just some salt or in a BLT with good sourdough bread. Can't get enough of 'em.

Before that stupid movie came out, fried green tomatoes were generally only served in the fall, before the first frost killed all the plants. The green tomatoes were picked, sliced, breaded and fried to avoid waste.

My grandfather used to carry salt with him to the garden...pickem fresh and eat them right there. My whole family loves them. I just never got the taste. I think its a texture thing maybe? I dont know. Hate them.

[CrimsonNBlue]

I would but

Never happened then.

[defixione]

No ink in Mrs 99.

No tomatoes for Tdub? I'm kinda shocked. I live for mater season. Sliced with just some salt or in a BLT with good sourdough bread. Can't get enough of 'em.

Before that stupid movie came out, fried green tomatoes were generally only served in the fall, before the first frost killed all the plants. The green tomatoes were picked, sliced, breaded and fried to avoid waste.

My grandfather used to carry salt with him to the garden...pickem fresh and eat them right there. My whole family loves them. I just never got the taste. I think its a texture thing maybe? I dont know. Hate them.

We pick all of our green tomatoes before the first frost, wrap them in newspaper, and store them in a box. About a month later we have fully ripened tomatoes.

[twocoach]

No ink in Mrs 99.

No tomatoes for Tdub? I'm kinda shocked. I live for mater season. Sliced with just some salt or in a BLT with good sourdough bread. Can't get enough of 'em.

Before that stupid movie came out, fried green tomatoes were generally only served in the fall, before the first frost killed all the plants. The green tomatoes were picked, sliced, breaded and fried to avoid waste.

My grandfather used to carry salt with him to the garden...pickem fresh and eat them right there. My whole family loves them. I just never got the taste. I think its a texture thing maybe? I dont know. Hate them.

Me as well. That weird semi-gelatinous goo inside is a hard pass. I can handle fresh tomatoes if they are diced and only the meaty portions are used in some sort of spread/salsa/dip etc.. but just a slice of fresh tomato? Nah, no thanks.

[ousdahl]

I would but

Never happened then.

forgive me for being all CoyDC about it, but you too may be a little less eager to share if you saw that goddamn Chewbacca growing between her legs

[Deleted User 89]

so, angry kitty?

[TDub]

I would but

Never happened then.

forgive me for being all CoyDC about it, but you too may be a little less eager to share if you saw that goddamn Chewbacca growing between her legs

Eager you say? So your roommate was there too?

[ousdahl]

different beaver.

[ousdahl]

so, angry kitty?

She’s one of those free spirit types who refuses to be bound by the confines of, uh, modern personal grooming trends.

[ousdahl]

I had no luck trying to compromise with at least a landing strip, even when I described it as somewhere for the millennium falcon to land

[Deleted User 89]

did you offer to do it for her?

[Deleted User 89]

[ousdahl]

Ha, yeah I thought of that scene too, but didn’t wanna look it up at work