Sat Shack

[ousdahl]

Man.

so some friends are in town. Got a sweet Airbnb. Wanna do dinner.

I implore them to just make dinner at the rental. Or come to my place. Trust me, too many of yall in town in a Friday in July. But nooooo, we gotta go out.

Hour for a table, another hour til we get food. Shoulder to shoulder at the crooked creek just trying to hear each other. Dining out shouldn’t be stressful. In this roundabout way, I kinda miss quarantine.

Either way shoulda just came to the sat shack.

[pdub]

[ousdahl]

About to roll up to the rodeo but no one checks the other sports bored.

Who wants a tall boy?!

[ousdahl]

They really stepped up the bbq.

Brisket sammich topped with pickled onions and slaw. Green chili and Mac and cheese sides

might have to bump the other thread

[ousdahl]

National anthem time woo!

No, not the Radiohead song. That other lame song about rockets and bombs and shit.

Everybody else took their hats off and stared at the flag. I kept my hat on and stood there yelling BUT MAH RIGHTS

[ousdahl]

Rust last post is a fun thought but sorry if wrong bored. But still fun.

Do afterward they’re having a country dance party in the barn. With a live band and everything. Guessing it’s one of Dale’ses side projects

Anywho so who thinks they can be my wingman tonite?

[ousdahl]

why the f are they playing this music at rodeo music so far:

Rush
Dr. Dre
Smash Mouth

seriously whachu doin Dale?

[pdub]

We have the Sparkaroni and the 99 problems, pulled pork on a bun.

TDub sometimes brings his personal mechanical bull out to the parking lot.

Dont know why you'd go to the rodeo instead of the Shack. We got a Satellite.

[pdub]

And if you strike out, you can always feast on the Ous and Rosie, cheese and lots of lose roast beef.

[pdub]

And if you wanna know what type of cheese, its swiss, because fucking socialists.

[ousdahl]

Oh yeah, that one chick Rosie?

Yeah she was like Swiss or something. So she actually spelled it Rosé

[TDub]

We have the Sparkaroni and the 99 problems, pulled pork on a bun.

TDub sometimes brings his personal mechanical bull out to the parking lot.

Dont know why you'd go to the rodeo instead of the Shack. We got a Satellite.

Goddamn right Jim Sharp

$10 a ride make it to 8 seconds and the next beers free. (Dont worry Pdub, operators paid to make sure that only the best make the whistle).

Chicks get a free beer at 2 seconds

If youve got a whale tail your rides free and you get a beer

Busty chicks we pay $10 and the beers free (by default, the operators job is to make sure they make the 8 second whistle at the very minimum).

[TDub]

[TDub]

So ous never showed up....did he run his mouth to the wrong cowboy? Get enveloped and kidnapped by another wookie? Get injured by a flying bolt in the tractor pull? Get torn in the money the hard way or bull poker?

[ChalkRocker]

Hey! I can be youguyzez wing-man!

I just got that!

Oh, boy! Is this GREAT!!!

[ousdahl]

My favorite part was when they had all the little kids come out then tied ribbons to a herd of sheep and the kids chase them around trying to get the ribbons

[Deleted User 89]

any mutton busting?

that, and the greased pig chase were always my favorites as a kid

[pdub]

Pearl Jam cover band Gem Jelly in tonight.

Guess TDub ain’t showing.

[ousdahl]

Gem Jelly?!

That’s one of my favorite tribute bands.

Way better than Tungsten Hindenburg.

I went to their show thinking it would be a Led Zeppelin tribute, but it turns out they mostly just played Bee Gees covers

[TDub]

Pearl Jam cover band Gem Jelly in tonight.

Guess TDub ain’t showing.

Where am i gonna be? You kickibg me out?!? Ive been practicing yellow ledbetter all morning....i think i picked up 3 words so far....something a letter.


I got my oldest flannel out too...comeon mannn dont do this to me. Dont leave me alone....listless.....breakfast table in an otherwise empty roooom.