Airports

[ousdahl]

Just got in line at Denver security, it’s about a half mile long.

Gotta see when I get thru this bitch

Been on a hot streak with threads, don’t let me down with this one you guys

[ousdahl]

Lotta chin diapers in the crowd

[pdub]

Thanks for flying out just to cat sit.

[ousdahl]

Finally thru security! Shade under an hour.

Then in Denver you gotta get on the trains. I like how they say you gotta social distance then it’s shoulder to shoulder in the train

And man if we’re gonna be this lax about masks, I think we should normalize miswearing other wardrobe articles too.

“Excuse me sir, your pants are down around your ankles” BUT MAH RIGHTS

[ousdahl]

also this might be the first time I’ve ever gone though an airport without making friends cuz I’m carrying fishing rods. Where my fellow trout bums?!

[ousdahl]

If there’s a silver lining to airports, it’s that somewhere along the way the ladies normalized traveling in yoga pants

[TDub]

Finally thru security! Shade under an hour.

Then in Denver you gotta get on the trains. I like how they say you gotta social distance then it’s shoulder to shoulder in the train

And man if we’re gonna be this lax about masks, I think we should normalize miswearing other wardrobe articles too.

“Excuse me sir, your pants are down around your ankles” BUT MAH RIGHTS

that happens often

[ousdahl]

Wait what part happens often?

Absurdly long security lines? Crowded trains? Not wearing pants correctly?

[TDub]

not wearing pants correctly

[ousdahl]

yea I thought so.

also what’s the deal with airport sinks?

If you really want me washing hands then gimme more than a half second of water at a time. The soap dispenser literally lasts longer than the faucet

[shindig]

Where you headed?

[PhDhawk]

Where you headed?

A 1980s stand up comedy club is my guess, based on the material.

[ousdahl]

Don’t even get me started about ovaltine.


Headed to MI to visit my folks

[TDub]

Where you headed?

A 1980s stand up comedy club is my guess, based on the material.

Jerry Seinfelds house of the unfunny?

what is the deal with that....?

[Overlander]

Where you headed?

A 1980s stand up comedy club is my guess, based on the material.

POTD

[Overlander]

Where you headed?

A 1980s stand up comedy club is my guess, based on the material.

POTD

So, what's the deal with tampons ladies?

[ousdahl]

I successfully slept for most of the flight

Yes!

I knew getting drunk while I packed last night was a good decision

Also the screens on the backs of seats now. The lady in front of me watched some movie that looked boring except it had tits in it. Some Kate winslett movie I think? Except not that other boring movie but with tits in it on that boat

[PhDhawk]

Are your arms tired?

[jfish26]

Why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?