Shave one half of your pubes, light the other half on fire, stab the crabs with an ice pick when they run away from the flames.TraditionKU wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:21 am ya know the cure for crabs?
a razor, ice pick and lighter fluid
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I only came to kick some ass...
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
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bingoPhDhawk wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 12:34 pmShave one half of your pubes, light the other half on fire, stab the crabs with an ice pick when they run away from the flames.TraditionKU wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:21 am ya know the cure for crabs?
a razor, ice pick and lighter fluid
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Do I have to shave one half or the other or can I just do a nice landing strip down the middle?
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I think you'll need two ice picks, since they'll be running to both sides, so you better be pretty good at stabbing with both hands.
I only came to kick some ass...
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
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Overlander
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Shotgun.
"The truth is obtained like gold, not by letting it grow bigger, but by washing off from it everything that isn’t gold.” Tolstoy
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Man right after Ousie started this thread, my nuts have been itching like crazy. I just went to Walgreens since I don't know if I have poison ivy or jock it.
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They sell ice picks at Walgreens?
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Overlander
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Toothpicks.
Crab hors d'oeuvre
"The truth is obtained like gold, not by letting it grow bigger, but by washing off from it everything that isn’t gold.” Tolstoy