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Glad you're enjoying the joystick rides...but for cripes sake, don't touch your face 'til you wash your hands...

anybody else think this place smells funkier than usual?
Please, I implore you to be reasonable...
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Funky for sure, but no more than usual.

Besides, most of us were at the titty bar last night.

I was there the latest, since my lap dance was 45 minutes long.

The other guys were like bro let’s leave, and I was like no way, Im getting my dollar’s worth, and we aren’t even finished with the vacuum cleaner solo yet.
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ehh don't let Ous fool you...

he had a 2 minute lapdance.. .the other 43 he sat with Diamond and discussed Che Guevara while she feigned interest and kept ordering drinks on his tab and taking his $20s
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Yeah that Diamond chick was a babe, but Che Guevara is a strange name for a stripper
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Dale Diamond came in this morning with some makeup and glitter on and a handful of ones to pay for his breakfast of three Evan Williams shots.
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Man, Dale’s so cool. But what do you mean, “came in?” You mean he finally woke up and went the like 8 feet from the floor to the bar?

Was his face stitched up?

That gash from the juke box glass should leave a badass scar.
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ousdahl wrote: Wed Sep 29, 2021 11:00 am Funky for sure, but no more than usual.

Besides, most of us were at the titty bar last night.

I was there the latest, since my lap dance was 45 minutes long.

The other guys were like bro let’s leave, and I was like no way, Im getting my dollar’s worth, and we aren’t even finished with the vacuum cleaner solo yet.
I saw the _________ that gave you the lap dance outside the Ritz today.
Beautiful dress, heels, and purse. Even more beautiful face. Right?

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In all seriousness, this person switches between being a man and a woman on a frequent basis.
He/she is a well known autograph hound.
Maybe you can invite her/him to the Shack and get to know him/her better.
Or does the Sat Shack management discriminate?
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Hey yeah look, gutter saw Che Guevara!
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Nice work fixing the juke box so quick

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ousdahl! WTF are you doin here? Tyler Childers is at Red Rock tonight....and tomorrow.

I might pay the $20 and watch the love stream tomorrow at the shack
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Friday nights this October we're playing classic and bad horror with the sound off on all the tvs.
Put whatever you want on the juke until the Pink Floyd cover band shows up.
Dale Diamond also sings some mean covers of Thriller, Werewolf of London and Monster Mash.

Tonight is The Gate, Fright Night ( 1985 ) and The Omen ( 1976 ).
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Also I was hoping Dale’s Elvis tribute would get more buzz

His most lucid performance yet!

And that sequin jumpsuit he always wears has never looked better
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pdub wrote: Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:07 am Friday nights this October we're playing classic and bad horror with the sound off on all the tvs.
Put whatever you want on the juke until the Pink Floyd cover band shows up.
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Even Jazz?
Defense. Rebounds.
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Because of request from one individual, we will do one single Jazz night on the 99th day of the year, as long as it doesn't conflict with March Madness.

Jazz open to close.
Even Quin Snyder can listen from the parking lot.
( not allowed in )
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Parking lot might look like Moon Bar parking lot soon if Quin doesn't leave...
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Knives Out.
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"...get your game on...get paaayyyd.."
Please, I implore you to be reasonable...
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for more than just Halloween! This would be a warming year-round addition to any quaint suburban patio.

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