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[ousdahl]

Oh so you want a witty comment about Native Americans, eh?

*scalps illy*

[Deleted User 863]

Predictable response.

[ousdahl]

Illy, what you want for your house?

I’ll pay cash.

[Deleted User 863]

Illy, what you want for your house?

I’ll pay cash.

250k if cash offer.

245k if we can close with cash in less than 10 days.

You'll still have some upside too since we have only partially updated the interior (house was built in 2000). Do 8-10k in updates and you can sell it for 270ish in less than a month if you list with a realtor.

[ousdahl]

Wait, so it’s cheaper if we do this quicker? Cuz I was prepared to make a higher offer. You know, that’s how transplants really turn up the pressure on the locals.

I’ll give you $300k if I can have the property by the end of the day.

If that’s not enough time for you to vacate, I’d be happy to rent the place back to you until you do.

And don’t try to deter me, bro! Just realize the upside of your property value increasing.

[TDub]

this is a weird game your playing to not really prove your point

[Deleted User 863]

Wait, so it’s cheaper if we do this quicker? Cuz I was prepared to make a higher offer. You know, that’s how transplants really turn up the pressure on the locals.

I’ll give you $300k if I can have the property by the end of the day.

If that’s not enough time for you to vacate, I’d be happy to rent the place back to you until you do.

And don’t try to deter me, bro! Just realize the upside of your property value increasing.

For 300k you can keep everything inside the house other than my wife and kids....actually i will throw in the 4 year old as a house warming gift.

[TDub]

ill sell you mine for 30% over market...cash...then take the money and relocate to Montana. deal

[ousdahl]

Oh shit, bidding wars!

Illy, let’s put my offer on hold til we see if TDub might throw in a toddler or something too

[Mjl]

Wait, so it’s cheaper if we do this quicker? Cuz I was prepared to make a higher offer. You know, that’s how transplants really turn up the pressure on the locals.

I’ll give you $300k if I can have the property by the end of the day.

If that’s not enough time for you to vacate, I’d be happy to rent the place back to you until you do.

And don’t try to deter me, bro! Just realize the upside of your property value increasing.

I actually had this happen to me. Eventually was actually forced to sell against my will.

[Deleted User 863]

Oh shit, bidding wars!

Illy, let’s put my offer on hold til we see if TDub might throw in a toddler or something too

I didn't even mark my value up. Neighbors house just sold for 250k and is pretty similar. A few houses down sold for 280k, but has been updated with new kitchen and bathrooms.

[Deleted User 863]

Wait, so it’s cheaper if we do this quicker? Cuz I was prepared to make a higher offer. You know, that’s how transplants really turn up the pressure on the locals.

I’ll give you $300k if I can have the property by the end of the day.

If that’s not enough time for you to vacate, I’d be happy to rent the place back to you until you do.

And don’t try to deter me, bro! Just realize the upside of your property value increasing.

I actually had this happen to me. Eventually was actually forced to sell against my will.

When my wife and i sold our first house we had an older lady offer cash but needed a 10 day close...thankfully we could get title work ready in time so we accepted and moved in with our parents and put our shit in a storage unit until we found a new house and closed on that property.

[ousdahl]

Hey comrade illy!

Gummint is inefficient largely cuz they’re in the pockets of the moneyed interests.

As far as Merica being broke, perhaps it’s cuz we’ve been giving away the republic to billionaires and corporations since at least like, the Reagan administration now?

And if we don’t fairly tax the wealthiest and most profitable folks and bidnesses of all time, where else are we supposed to get the money from? poor folks?

That, and overhaul the budget. Stop buying up war weapons like it’s avocado toast, and shit like that.

But if you really wanna go down the lefty rabbit hole, many would say “tax the rich” looks cute on a dress but still ain’t enough. Yes comrade, we must seize and redistribute!

…the means of production, at least. You know how pissy rich folks get about sharing the labor value they’ve already stolen. So let’s implement a new economic system - one that benefits people over profits, all stakeholders over just some greedy shareholders, communities over corporations, and conservation over consumption.

Like for real it’s crazy how many socialist communist types think AOC is a joke, but for entirely different reasons than pubs

[Deleted User 863]

Hey comrade illy!

Gummint is inefficient largely cuz they’re in the pockets of the moneyed interests.

As far as Merica being broke, perhaps it’s cuz we’ve been giving away the republic to billionaires and corporations since at least like, the Reagan administration now?

And if we don’t fairly tax the wealthiest and most profitable folks and bidnesses of all time, where else are we supposed to get the money from? poor folks?

That, and overhaul the budget. Stop buying up war weapons like it’s avocado toast, and shit like that.

But if you really wanna go down the lefty rabbit hole, many would say “tax the rich” looks cute on a dress but still ain’t enough. Yes comrade, we must seize and redistribute!

…the means of production, at least. You know how pissy rich folks get about sharing the labor value they’ve already stolen. So let’s implement a new economic system - one that benefits people over profits, all stakeholders over just some greedy shareholders, communities over corporations, and conservation over consumption.

Like for real it’s crazy how many socialist communist types think AOC is a joke, but for entirely different reasons than pubs

There are socialist countries you can move to. With lower cost of living than Colorado. Have you ever looked into moving to any of those places?

[ousdahl]

Yea.

I think about it often.

Got some friends in Norway, though that as much as anything else would be a pilgrimage to the motherland for the sake of my Nordic ski career.

[ousdahl]

But honestly among my biggest hesitations is how those goofball Scandinavians pronounce “aluminum”

[Mjl]

Yea.

I think about it often.

Got some friends in Norway, though that as much as anything else would be a pilgrimage to the motherland for the sake of my Nordic ski career.

Doesn't Norway have, like, the highest cost of living?

Second only Switzerland apparently

[ousdahl]

Yea, especially when you consider that I’m opting only for the high tech carbon fiber ski poles, so as to avoid any of them saying that other word.

They’re also consistently higher than Merica on metrics like, happiness, quality of life, life expectancy, etc.

they live an average of 4 years longer, and don’t even have to worry about whether a doctor’s visit will land them in bankruptcy court.

And Norwegian taxes go more toward things that actually benefit Norwegian people, rather than going toward warmongering and handouts to billionaires.

[ousdahl]

Oh, and that Norwegian black metal shit makes Metallica look like even bigger pussies than they already are!

[ousdahl]

Oh, and aren’t most other countries appalled by the Merican campaign and election model and political culture in general?