Sat Shack

[pdub]

Here's the Sputnik, down the beach.
Probably the nicest part of the beach too - no one cleans our sand every morning like the Sputink crew.

Plenty of wines to choose from, starting at 14 a glass.
They have some relationship with a vineyard that makes special batches for em.
Jazz five nights a week. Hear there's a wonderful roasted fennel honey glazed brussels sprouts app. Lots of politics talk and frowning on religion here.

[TDub]

they hate it when I put my orange dumb snd dumber suit on and stroll thru their bar after a few buckets

[pdub]

Yes.
They’ve actually approached us about that.
We just tell em, if you can’t beat em, join em, and offer them a bucket.

“The nerve.”

[ousdahl]

Yea, RIP crooked creek.

Used to be happy hour 3-7 every day, 12-5 on Sundays, with $.50 wings and $2 peeber pints. Now, though I’m friends with the new owners, no more happy hour, and a basket of 8 wings plus celery will run you $13.95. Pints went up too.

Though they renovated the bar and dining area, the silver lining is it’s still the same old antique urinal and door missing from the stall in the men’s room.

[ousdahl]

Oh, and the other silver lining is sometimes the new owners will still throw me a shot of jager or something on the house.

[jhawks99]

they hate it when I put my orange dumb snd dumber suit on and stroll thru their bar after a few buckets

Hey, if it's good jazz, I'll split a couple buckets with you and you can wear an orange zoot suit.

[ousdahl]

The other day I was randomly thinking about what I would wear to the draft if I was an NBA prospect.

Orange tux would be hard to beat.

With the matching top hat too!

Then when my name gets called, rather than take it off just put my new team’s hat right on top of the top hat.

[ousdahl]

And before anyone says 2 hats is goofy, nuh uh.

It’s just like that time Eazy E came to the shack for the nachos.

[TDub]

he let me drive his 6-4 Impala that day

[ousdahl]

“He wore two hats but not one condom”

[pdub]

Robin hood Men in Tights is on.
Hands up vote to change off of KU football.

[ousdahl]

Is that Eazy’s girl raising her hand?

[ousdahl]

Speaking of jazz, “fly me to the moon” was a nice touch to the red light green light squid game.

And by nice, I mean, completely fucked up.

I like Sinatra’s version better.

[TDub]

look dude we don't have squid here.....just conch... tske it to the sputnik...tell Cecil LeClair I say go fuck himself, I'm not giving back any of the lighters, or the mints...they were complimentary.

[jhawks99]

[TDub]

Randy's welcome here...no one cares if you end up naked in a ditch by the beach. Thats just called Happy Hour here...

[pdub]

Even the loosers.

[TDub]

was that a gridiron dedication pdub? have a bucket....crank it up. head to the booth in the back with Sokulous....he'll pick ya back up

[TDub]

for ous

[ousdahl]

thanks dude. Yeah, my head hurts this morning.

But, come on Willie, this is Colorado. You think I’m just wishing I was stoned?