Scott Drew Blows

[ousdahl]

It’s not even limited to the present tense, either.

Scott blew too.

[pdub]

One thing I like about Bill Self, amongst others, is that he has a good angry/intense look.
It doesn't look desperate.
Bruce Weber and Scott Drew look exasperated most of the game.

[CrimsonNBlue]

I think the way Self handles himself in general is not at all irrelevant to his qualifications for this job. One of the reasons why Drew would never be a candidate here. Biggest reason being that Drew blows.

[pdub]

Yea, that is a major disqualification for Scott Drew, how much he blows.

[PhDhawk]

He also has a comb-over

Toupees >> comb-overs

You'd think a guy who blows that much would be worried about it messing up his comb-over.

[TDub]

He also has a comb-over

Toupees >> comb-overs

You'd think a guy who blows that much would be worried about it messing up his comb-over.

I think the suck and blow are perfectly balanced to not disrupt the precipitous lay of the combover.

[PhDhawk]

He also has a comb-over

Toupees >> comb-overs

You'd think a guy who blows that much would be worried about it messing up his comb-over.

I think the suck and blow are perfectly balanced to not disrupt the precipitous lay of the combover.

I don't know why, but that made me think of this:

[KUTradition]

george clooney cuts his hair with a flowbee…has for years

[PhDhawk]

Rooting for musselman here.

Mark Few sucks.

[ousdahl]

My friend’s little brother’s friend was named Musselman. We’d both hang out at those two brothers’s house all the time.

One day I ask, why aren’t we calling your little brother’s friend apple sauce? The nickname stuck for all of 30 seconds, cuz then, he clogged up the brother’s house’s toilet.

And from then on, his nickname was poopypants.

I still think apple sauce is a great nickname for that dood, but even after all these years, poopypants still has a nice ring to it too.

[PhDhawk]

Scott drew poops his pants

[ousdahl]

you can’t spell “Scott Drew poops his pants” without p-o-t-d.

[PhDhawk]

How the fuck was Eric musselman the head coach of the rapid city thrillers in the late 80s...he had to have been in his early 20s?

[CrimsonNBlue]

How the fuck was Eric musselman the head coach of the rapid city thrillers in the late 80s...he had to have been in his early 20s?

At 5'7", I am guessing he didn't have a long pro career.

[ousdahl]

Yeah but what’s his wingspan?

[CrimsonNBlue]

Is Drew the only coach that never played college basketball?

[NDballer13]

Didn't Pastner not even play high school basketball, instead started coaching at like 16?

[CrimsonNBlue]

Didn't Pastner not even play high school basketball, instead started coaching at like 16?

Pastner was a walk-on on UA's NC team. I thought he could play, but maybe he was just there because he knew the game.

[NDballer13]

Didn't Pastner not even play high school basketball, instead started coaching at like 16?

Pastner was a walk-on on UA's NC team. I thought he could play, but maybe he was just there because he knew the game.

Pastner knew he wanted to be a coach since he was in the 5th grade.[9] By the age of 13 he was publishing the Josh Pastner Scouting Report of local high school talent in the Houston area.[10] At the age of 16, the Houston Hoops AAU summer squad was turned over to Pastner by his father, his first job as a head coach.[10][11] While an AAU coach, Pastner coached future NBA players such as Emeka Okafor, T. J. Ford and Daniel Gibson.

Didn't realize he was a walk-on. All that stuck with me was he was a coach as a teenager, so I just assumed he didn't play.

[CrimsonNBlue]

Didn't Pastner not even play high school basketball, instead started coaching at like 16?

Pastner was a walk-on on UA's NC team. I thought he could play, but maybe he was just there because he knew the game.

Pastner knew he wanted to be a coach since he was in the 5th grade.[9] By the age of 13 he was publishing the Josh Pastner Scouting Report of local high school talent in the Houston area.[10] At the age of 16, the Houston Hoops AAU summer squad was turned over to Pastner by his father, his first job as a head coach.[10][11] While an AAU coach, Pastner coached future NBA players such as Emeka Okafor, T. J. Ford and Daniel Gibson.

Didn't realize he was a walk-on. All that stuck with me was he was a coach as a teenager, so I just assumed he didn't play.

For reasons unknown to me now, I despised Pastner as much as Bibby and Simon after our game + the two others. They must have shown him on the screen a lot because I thought he played a lot--revisionist history.