HAPPY FOURTH

[Deleted User 887]

I'm home getting good and gushered. The hospital where Mrs 99 works offered an insane amount of money as a bonus to work tonight, so she signed up. This on top of her salary, OT and night differential.

So, I didn't cook or anything. Ordered a pizza. Sausage and green olive.

Supposed to have tomorrow off but they decided it's a good day to do IT stuff since everyone was out. Hopefully, I'm done by 10am. Then I'll fire up the Weber.

Someone say "fire up the Weber"?
Done!

[Mjl]

I like cargo shorts.


But. Never with sandals. Cargo shorts go from cool to frat chad with that simple addition.

I am wearing this combo right now. That's cool, I ain't hurt.

[Cascadia]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.co ... index.html

[Deleted User 887]

Maybe it's just me but this seems kind of fucked up.
A) what could possible go wrong and B) 9/11 flashbacks anyone?

[TDub]

I like cargo shorts.


But. Never with sandals. Cargo shorts go from cool to frat chad with that simple addition.

I am wearing this combo right now. That's cool, I ain't hurt.

Haha. Exceptions to every rule.

I just hate sandals.

[ousdahl]

Oh man.

Wedding strange laying it on. Hard.

Like way, way, I can’t stress this enough, waaay mega babe chatting me up and and trying to dance and not leaving me alone and Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ.

But I pumped the brakes on every turn!

Why?

Cuuuz the only thing stopping me is that her boyfriend knew his shit about fishing and invited me out on his boat. Sharp pair of cargo shorts too.

Is this what they mean when they say “adulting is hard” ?

Yeah, it must be.

[Cascadia]

https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/317 ... c-accident

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

MICH!

[jhawks99]

The pockets hanging out from under his shorty shorts really set off the ensemble.

[Overlander]

So very gay, yet ungay