Happy Halloween
Re: Happy Halloween
Your pumpkin is awesome, PDub!
Re: Happy Halloween
what's up this weekend you guys?
Got the invite to a costume party.
Gonna reprise Elwood Blues. My homie (no, not Beav) gonna be Joliet Jake.
Got the invite to a costume party.
Gonna reprise Elwood Blues. My homie (no, not Beav) gonna be Joliet Jake.
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Going to Dallas to see a band from Perth, AU, the Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. Good times ahead!
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Gonna carve pumpkins tomorrow.
Maybe watch a scary movie.
Trick o treaters on Monday.
Maybe watch a scary movie.
Trick o treaters on Monday.
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Just got our house on the market. Moved into a townhouse while it sells. House is pristine, townhouse is a clusterfuck. I'll be organizing the townhouse.
Defense. Rebounds.
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Overlander
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Re: Happy Halloween
Just got to Palm Springs. Headed out to Ocotillo Wells tomorrow to rip the desert up with Razrs.
Saturday at Big Bear.
Sunday at Joshua Tree.
Saturday at Big Bear.
Sunday at Joshua Tree.
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Re: Happy Halloween
Couldn't find a Fluffy costume for our dog to compliment my daughter and her friend being Hermione and Harry. That was a disappointment to me. Dog's probably happy about it, gets her out of having to go trick or treating
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Re: Happy Halloween
Gutter wrote: Fri Nov 8th 2:16pm
New President - New Gutter. I am going to pledge my allegiance to Donald J. Trump and for the next 4 years I am going to be an even bigger asshole than I already am.
New President - New Gutter. I am going to pledge my allegiance to Donald J. Trump and for the next 4 years I am going to be an even bigger asshole than I already am.
Re: Happy Halloween
BOOOOooooooooooooo! Happy Halloween!
But also, vote on 11/8 because everyone should be considered, treated and respected as equals.
How's that for some scary shit?!
But also, vote on 11/8 because everyone should be considered, treated and respected as equals.
How's that for some scary shit?!
Re: Happy Halloween
oh!
I meant to bump this cuz Halloween is the best holiday, and this year's was good as ever.
Started out at a private party. Beer pong gets going, and whoever won the first couple games got cocky and runs their mouth. We get next game, and proceed to go straight meat necklace on those losers. We then hold down the table for the rest of the night. Like, we legit dominated for 6 games straight...well, I did, at least. On 6-cup house rules, Joliet Jake hit one. I made the other 35.
After running out of beer pong competition, we all go to the bar. There's a shitty bar band there playing all the pop punk hits from the 90s. Not bad, as far as shitty bar bands go.
Unbeknownst to us, there's a costume contest! Jake and I win a close one, even though our opponent was some chick pulling off this sexy Alice Cooper look. Our prize is a 10 pack of Jager shooters, plus free admisson/no cover. (to a bar that didn't even have a guy at the door in the first place.)
We go out to the patio with our shooters, and promptly make friends. There's several doobs being passed around plus some actual nice cigars. Suddenly, fuckin cops all over the patio! They're all over everybody like WHERE'S THE WEED WE SMELL IT, but due to a beautiful moment of community mutual aid, all the patrons let each other know fast enough for anyone holding to get rid of it.
Cop gets in my face, so I make a point to compliment his costume. The gun looks so real! As they grill us we remain in character, telling the officers in our Chicago accents that we wouldn't touch the stuff cuz, you see, we're on a mission from God.
We take the community bus back toward our neighborhood, which is a dance party the whole way. W stop at one more bar before calling it a night. As soon as we walk in I completely loose Jake.
Plenty of other good costumes, and of course I run into none other than my good friend Jesus Christ. He's standing at the bar and, as I approach, he asks if I'd like a glass of water. I accept it and thank him, only to realize that "water" is actually a dark crimson red beverage. Jesus exclaims, "good lord I've done it again!"
Finally, we get to last call. I haven't been up for one of them in a minute! So I start walking home when, a block or two from my house, a black SUV rolls by all slow checking me out, so I assume it's the cops again.
The window rolls down. "Hey Elwood!" Turns out, it's these chicks from the first party of the night. I think it's too good to be true but they keep complimenting my beer pong skills so it sounds legit. In a dark car after too many of Mr. Christ's parlor tricks, I couldn't even tell who they were, much less remember, but they're dressed like sexy ninjas or something so I figure it's OK to accept a ride for the last couple blocks home.
And then they pulled up to my house and I thanked them for the ride and they called me a gentleman and I got out.
And nothing else happened.
No seriously, nothing else happened! Even if it did, I couldn't actually tell you guys without illy accusing. me of making it all up.
So if you want god's honest truth - and we all know illy does! - I woke up the next morning on the couch next to some half-eaten dry white toast, still in my suit, still in my Ray Bans, with the theme from Rawhide still on the stereo.
So yea, Halloween is still the best holiday.
I meant to bump this cuz Halloween is the best holiday, and this year's was good as ever.
Started out at a private party. Beer pong gets going, and whoever won the first couple games got cocky and runs their mouth. We get next game, and proceed to go straight meat necklace on those losers. We then hold down the table for the rest of the night. Like, we legit dominated for 6 games straight...well, I did, at least. On 6-cup house rules, Joliet Jake hit one. I made the other 35.
After running out of beer pong competition, we all go to the bar. There's a shitty bar band there playing all the pop punk hits from the 90s. Not bad, as far as shitty bar bands go.
Unbeknownst to us, there's a costume contest! Jake and I win a close one, even though our opponent was some chick pulling off this sexy Alice Cooper look. Our prize is a 10 pack of Jager shooters, plus free admisson/no cover. (to a bar that didn't even have a guy at the door in the first place.)
We go out to the patio with our shooters, and promptly make friends. There's several doobs being passed around plus some actual nice cigars. Suddenly, fuckin cops all over the patio! They're all over everybody like WHERE'S THE WEED WE SMELL IT, but due to a beautiful moment of community mutual aid, all the patrons let each other know fast enough for anyone holding to get rid of it.
Cop gets in my face, so I make a point to compliment his costume. The gun looks so real! As they grill us we remain in character, telling the officers in our Chicago accents that we wouldn't touch the stuff cuz, you see, we're on a mission from God.
We take the community bus back toward our neighborhood, which is a dance party the whole way. W stop at one more bar before calling it a night. As soon as we walk in I completely loose Jake.
Plenty of other good costumes, and of course I run into none other than my good friend Jesus Christ. He's standing at the bar and, as I approach, he asks if I'd like a glass of water. I accept it and thank him, only to realize that "water" is actually a dark crimson red beverage. Jesus exclaims, "good lord I've done it again!"
Finally, we get to last call. I haven't been up for one of them in a minute! So I start walking home when, a block or two from my house, a black SUV rolls by all slow checking me out, so I assume it's the cops again.
The window rolls down. "Hey Elwood!" Turns out, it's these chicks from the first party of the night. I think it's too good to be true but they keep complimenting my beer pong skills so it sounds legit. In a dark car after too many of Mr. Christ's parlor tricks, I couldn't even tell who they were, much less remember, but they're dressed like sexy ninjas or something so I figure it's OK to accept a ride for the last couple blocks home.
And then they pulled up to my house and I thanked them for the ride and they called me a gentleman and I got out.
And nothing else happened.
No seriously, nothing else happened! Even if it did, I couldn't actually tell you guys without illy accusing. me of making it all up.
So if you want god's honest truth - and we all know illy does! - I woke up the next morning on the couch next to some half-eaten dry white toast, still in my suit, still in my Ray Bans, with the theme from Rawhide still on the stereo.
So yea, Halloween is still the best holiday.
Re: Happy Halloween
also good to see you making strides in the community. Fighting all the ills you post on about.
Just Ledoux it
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Overlander
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Re: Happy Halloween
Dumped a Razr in the desert.
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Psych- Every Single Time
Psych- Every Single Time
Re: Happy Halloween
when I first read this my mind was thinking Razr is an American Gladiator.
It might be more fun that way.
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so at 8:08pm you took a break between dominating rounds of Pong to post about Taylor Swift...
or...was that while you were pounding jaegers from your badass blues brothers win?
Just Ledoux it