Expansions of Conflicting Ideology to Borders

[japhy]

Socialism, it is bad. Canada is growing more socialist all the time. This expansion of socialism to our borders threatens our capitalist society. It makes some of our citizens look at what the Canadiens have and want that shit thereby threatening our blessed way of life.

Would we be justified in invading Canada and installing a less socialist government in Canada because we think this is a threat?

[Deleted User 863]

This should be good...

[TDub]

The bigger threat I think is putting gravy on fries. We can't let that cross the border.

[PhDhawk]

We just need to educate them about guns learning why the are important to have the right to own, and then you wouldn't be scared of them and spout this ignorant stuff

[japhy]

The bigger threat I think is putting gravy on fries. We can't let that cross the border.

I read this as "invasion may be necessary to protect our borders from the threat of poutine". This could be legit. Can you expound on how poutine has negatively influenced our children, thereby potentially destroying our culture AND is a threat to our sovreignty?

If you fleshed that out a bit I might be persuaded. I am here to listen to your concerns and discuss them rationally with you.

[KUTradition]

i think we should be kidnapping canadian children, adopting them out to real ‘murican families so they can be taught truth (i.e. ‘murican exceptionalism above all else)

[japhy]

We just need to educate them about guns learning why the are important to have the right to own, and then you wouldn't be scared of them and spout this ignorant stuff

Guns! Fuck Yeah!

Those Canucks don't seem to hold gun rights in the same reverence that we do. Maybe they don't own enough guns? Would forcing every Canadien to buy and own a gun so that they could learn to love guns as much as we do be a possible alternative to invasion?

I'm just asking questions, I am not dismissing your premise off hand. I will read your response and give it the respect and consideration it deserves.

[ousdahl]

if...well....someone staged a pro-Russia coup to overthrow the Canadian government, and Russia started flooding Canada with guns, and Americans and America-sympathizing Canadians along the southern border were being slaughtered, how long DO you think it would take for the United States to invade?

[japhy]

i think we should be kidnapping canadian children, adopting them out to real ‘murican families so they can be taught truth (i.e. ‘murican exceptionalism above all else)

I read a lot about adoption trauma these days and it seems bad, adoption bad uhmkay.

So what if instead we use the tactic the Spanish used in changing/removing the culture of Mexico. We send all of our able bodied young men up there (incels first cuz they need the release) and fuck all of the Canadien women and impregnate them? Then we get to raise an entire generation of ostensibly "Canadien" children as half Canadien/half Merican. Then the chiluns gets to decide for themselves if they want to be grow up to be like their daddies or their mommies and if they choose badly, we beat them to death?

This removes the possible legacy of adoption trauma within the Canadien population which I think is a modest proposal.

[japhy]

if...well....someone staged a pro-Russia coup to overthrow the Canadian government, and Russia started flooding Canada with guns, and Americans and America-sympathizing Canadians along the southern border were being slaughtered, how long DO you think it would take for the United States to invade?

By George I think you've got it!

[ousdahl]

if only I wasn't the only one!

[ousdahl]

i think we should be kidnapping canadian children, adopting them out to real ‘murican families so they can be taught truth (i.e. ‘murican exceptionalism above all else)

I read a lot about adoption trauma these days and it seems bad, adoption bad uhmkay.

So what if instead we use the tactic the Spanish used in changing/removing the culture of Mexico. We send all of our able bodied young men up there (incels first cuz they need the release) and fuck all of the Canadien women and impregnate them? Then we get to raise an entire generation of ostensibly "Canadien" children as half Canadien/half Merican. Then the chiluns gets to decide for themselves if they want to be grow up to be like their daddies or their mommies and if they choose badly, we beat them to death?

This removes the possible legacy of adoption trauma within the Canadien population which I think is a modest proposal.

holy shit.

I dunno which has me more incredulous:

the fact Japhy is posting shit like this

or, the fact Japhy is posting shit like this yet you guys still insist the kooky one is me.

[KUTradition]

i think we should be kidnapping canadian children, adopting them out to real ‘murican families so they can be taught truth (i.e. ‘murican exceptionalism above all else)

I read a lot about adoption trauma these days and it seems bad, adoption bad uhmkay.

So what if instead we use the tactic the Spanish used in changing/removing the culture of Mexico. We send all of our able bodied young men up there (incels first cuz they need the release) and fuck all of the Canadien women and impregnate them? Then we get to raise an entire generation of ostensibly "Canadien" children as half Canadien/half Merican. Then the chiluns gets to decide for themselves if they want to be grow up to be like their daddies or their mommies and if they choose badly, we beat them to death?

This removes the possible legacy of adoption trauma within the Canadien population which I think is a modest proposal.

[TDub]

The bigger threat I think is putting gravy on fries. We can't let that cross the border.

I read this as "invasion may be necessary to protect our borders from the threat of poutine". This could be legit. Can you expound on how poutine has negatively influenced our children, thereby potentially destroying our culture AND is a threat to our sovreignty?

If you fleshed that out a bit I might be persuaded. I am here to listen to your concerns and discuss them rationally with you.

Have you spent any time north of the 48th parallel? The culture of gravy is already slipping south of the border and infiltrating into our American north between the 48th and 49th. These areas ARE ALREADY LOSING OUR CULTURE. Ketchup is losing money, sweet gravy drippings are staining fry baskets across the North. If this isnt an issue to you, then I cannot help you.

Don't get me started on this Horton guy...I think his name is Tim.....and he heard a Who.

[ousdahl]

who?

[TDub]

yep

[KUTradition]

i’d much rather gravy than fry sauce

[ousdahl]

ohh.

so when you say this Tim guy heard a who, what you mean is, he heard that deaf dumb and blind kind playing a mean pinball.

[TDub]

omg japhy.....this culture war has progressed as far south as Utah now. we need to ACT.

(fry sauce sucks, gravy sucks....ketchup or well seasoned but no sauce for me)

[TDub]

ohh.

so when you say this Tim guy heard a who, what you mean is, he heard that deaf dumb and blind kind playing a mean pinball.

no he didn't hear the who...he heard a who or a hoo...I dunno....homonyms are touggh.