Expansions of Conflicting Ideology to Borders

[japhy]

The bigger threat I think is putting gravy on fries. We can't let that cross the border.

I read this as "invasion may be necessary to protect our borders from the threat of poutine". This could be legit. Can you expound on how poutine has negatively influenced our children, thereby potentially destroying our culture AND is a threat to our sovreignty?

If you fleshed that out a bit I might be persuaded. I am here to listen to your concerns and discuss them rationally with you.

Have you spent any time north of the 48th parallel? The culture of gravy is already slipping south of the border and infiltrating into our American north between the 48th and 49th. These areas ARE ALREADY LOSING OUR CULTURE. Ketchup is losing money, sweet gravy drippings are staining fry baskets across the North. If this isnt an issue to you, then I cannot help you.

Don't get me started on this Horton guy...I think his name is Tim.....and he heard a Who.

So your telling me that Minot, Grand Forks and International Falls have already fallen....hmmm.

I guess I can live with that, but they can't stop now and leave us with fucking Fargo. If they don't take Fargo too then no deal, this is war!

[ousdahl]

ohh.

so when you say this Tim guy heard a who, what you mean is, he heard that deaf dumb and blind kind playing a mean pinball.

no he didn't hear the who...he heard a who or a hoo...I dunno....homonyms are touggh.

ohh. Thanks.

Now that you've clarified that much, I won't get fooled again.

[TDub]

ohh.

so when you say this Tim guy heard a who, what you mean is, he heard that deaf dumb and blind kind playing a mean pinball.

no he didn't hear the who...he heard a who or a hoo...I dunno....homonyms are touggh.

ohh. Thanks.

Now that you've clarified that much, I won't get fooled again.

The writings indicate is was, indeed, a hoo. But whos the author? Can they be trusted? Sources verified? Are they compromised?

If it was actually a who....then it only deepens the crevasse, the chasm of dissent.

[ousdahl]

who's the author?

I think it's Pete Townshend.

can he be trusted?

you better you bet!

[DCHawk1]

[KUTradition]

who's the author?

I think it's Pete Townshend.

can he be trusted?

you better you bet!

no, who’s on first

[japhy]

You got exclusive video of Desantis' speech at the Reagan Library!

That's awesome, wait....did you get this from that fuckface Tucker? You don't need to lower yourself to bootlicking for that twat. You're better than this DC.

[DCHawk1]

McCarthy gave me exclusive access.

[japhy]

OH DEAR GOD!

You have taken to consorting with MTG's meat puppet? This is greasier than I thought. Is this what your life has come to DC? Is your addiction to meth this complete? Oussie looks up to you like an ideological big brother, he worships the very ground you post upon.

Think for just a minute about the example you are setting for him!

[Shirley]

Fries with mayo and ketchup, Yum!

/thread

[jhawks99]

Ketchup is gross, Satan's Santorum.

Mayo is fine, cheese curds and gravy is allsome.