Uncle Joe

[japhy]

Uncle Joe.....he seems a bit loopy at times and is a bit policy timid for my tastes.

But he has never had to have his chief of staff remind him that the woman he is musing about fucking is his own daughter or tried to overthrow our government or negate an election. So all in all Joe seems like a decent guy compared to current alternative offerings.

I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowing he’s out there, Uncle Joe, takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners.

[jfish26]

Uncle Joe.....he seems a bit loopy at times and is a bit policy timid for my tastes.

But he has never had to have his chief of staff remind him that the woman he is musing about fucking is his own daughter or tried to overthrow our government or negate an election. So all in all Joe seems like a decent guy compared to current alternative offerings.

I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowing he’s out there, Uncle Joe, takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners.

It's family Thanksgiving at America's table. As usual, the uncles are a bit of a complication.

One of them is a bit tongue-tied, and is prone to spilling the cranberry sauce. One of his kids has been in and out of rehab, and maybe the uncle would do well to put more distance between himself and his son, but he's already lost one son and so you sort of understand.

The other uncle is beholden to Russian and middle east mobsters, is openly and proudly bigoted and ignorant, and leers grossly at his daughter.

You don't want to sit next to either uncle, I guess, but lord knows which end of the table you're less-uncomfortable at.

[Sparko]

One Uncle will help you if you need it--be it advice, money, or just listening.

The other bullied you your whole life and calls you loser as he takes the last beer. And kicks the family dog.

[japhy]

The other bullied you your whole life and calls you loser as he takes the last beer. And kicks the family dog.

And then describes in detail what sex position he would most like to fuck his own daughter in.

And if you would just see fit to give him the keys to the front loader parked in the backyard; he would like to settle some old scores with people who told him he shouldn't fuck his daughter.

A "decent guy", sent by God.

[jfish26]

The other bullied you your whole life and calls you loser as he takes the last beer. And kicks the family dog.

And then describes in detail what sex position he would most like to fuck his own daughter in.

And if you would just see fit to give him the keys to the front loader parked in the backyard; he would like to settle some old scores with people who told him he shouldn't fuck his daughter.

A "decent guy", sent by God.

He's also independently wealthy; vastly so, bigly so.

However the "idiots" have his cash tied up, so could we all spare a few hundred bones to keep his people working?

[DCHawk1]

Do we acknowledge your cousin's 4 year-old daughter, even if Uncle Niceguy insists she doesn't exist?

Over pie?

[jfish26]

Do we acknowledge your cousin's 4 year-old daughter, even if Uncle Niceguy insists she doesn't exist?

Over pie?

Not sure the other uncle really wants to get into this one.

[japhy]

Do we acknowledge your cousin's 4 year-old daughter, even if Uncle Niceguy insists she doesn't exist?

Over pie?

Only if Uncle wants to fuck the 4 year old.

[DCHawk1]

Do we acknowledge your cousin's 4 year-old daughter, even if Uncle Niceguy insists she doesn't exist?

Over pie?

Not sure the other uncle really wants to get into this one.

Maybe. But it still calls into question the purportedly defining characteristic of Uncle Niceguy.

[DCHawk1]

Do we acknowledge your cousin's 4 year-old daughter, even if Uncle Niceguy insists she doesn't exist?

Over pie?

Only if Uncle wants to fuck the 4 year old.

I think he probably just wants to sniff her hair creepily.

But I could be wrong.

[KUTradition]

the idea that Biden is as creepy/gross as trump is…

sad?

a stretch?

high-larious?

[DCHawk1]

You have trouble keeping up.

[KUTradition]

you have trouble explaining yourself when called out

[Shirley]

During her punk phase, before having work done:

[japhy]

Do we acknowledge your cousin's 4 year-old daughter, even if Uncle Niceguy insists she doesn't exist?

Over pie?

Only if Uncle wants to fuck the 4 year old.

I think he probably just wants to sniff her hair creepily.

But I could be wrong.

My cat does that to me at night sometimes. I find it kind of endearing as long as she doesn't bite me on top of the head.

[DCHawk1]

you have trouble explaining yourself when called out

No argument there. Dumbing it down enough for you and twocoach to follow ain't easy.

[DCHawk1]

My cat

Nuff said.

[KUTradition]

you have trouble explaining yourself when called out

No argument there. Dumbing it down enough for you and twocoach to follow ain't easy.

sick burn, i guess

[DCHawk1]

you have trouble explaining yourself when called out

No argument there. Dumbing it down enough for you and twocoach to follow ain't easy.

sick burn, i guess

I know, right?

[japhy]

the idea that Biden is as creepy/gross as trump is…

sad?

a stretch?

high-larious?

When the standard bearer bar for your political party has sunk to the level of a treasonous old incest curious pathological grifter who can't keep State secrets.....every election is an exercise of increasing your moral/ethical modulus of elasticity.