mjl2 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 8:37 pm
Yesterday after work my wife comes upstairs from her office in the basement looking freaked out. "There's a chipmunk in the basement!"
So I call the dog and take her to the basement, point to areas to sniff around, and it runs out. After about 45 seconds it's over, the chipmunk problem is gone, and my dog is very proud of herself, and I am a proud dogfather.
What do people do in this situation if they don't have a dog?
There was a mouse that once got all full of itself and ran around our living room. Hid under a large cabinet. I put my daughters' 5 foot long corn snake under the corner of the cabinet. In a few seconds there was a scuffling noise. The snake came out from under the cabinet shortly thereafter with a belly bulge and ready for a nap. My dog would have stomped it to death but he couldn't squeeze under the cabinet.
Do not pick up live rodents.
Annie has a bad habit of trying to save animals in distress that should not be fucked with. We have a saying in our house, "soft hearts lead to soft tissue wounds". She helped a bat out of a building this Spring. She had on thick leather gloves. The little fucker bit through the glove and drew blood just before she released it. She came home from work that day with something like a dozen syringe marks in a circle around her waist. That was the first dose of rabies vaccine. There were a couple more trips to the doctor for the second and third dose. The vets bill was $16,000. Your health insurance probably does not cover these emergency rabies shots in case you are wondering.
The upside is she is bulletproof with regards to animal bites for something like two years.
The downside is she knows that.