Totally random thread

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

is that bruce weber?

Yes

[jhawks99]

A desk phone?

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

A desk phone?

I miss having a desk phone!
The photo was taken October 20th 2012.
Since that photo was taken, the woman got married, had 2 kids, and has moved to Indianapolis.

[ousdahl]

So who’s worked a second job one day a week?

The job itself is mostly just for the fun of it. Social perks and the perks of enjoying the facilities the job affords. But hey, more money is a good thing too.

I’m trying to weigh that against just enjoying a proper 2 day weekend

[Sparko]

VOIP phones are still around. And Ous, you are working waaaaay too hard.

[Overlander]

So who’s worked a second job one day a week?

The job itself is mostly just for the fun of it. Social perks and the perks of enjoying the facilities the job affords. But hey, more money is a good thing too.

I’m trying to weigh that against just enjoying a proper 2 day weekend

Never have.
And if I were to be 100% honest, I am 70% effective on my best day.



Which, obviously, crushes Randy, Mich and Psych combined in actual revenue production.

[japhy]

I am rolling up to a house on the west side of Colorado Springs at 8:30 last night. A Craigslist buy. House in the foothills, no streetlights, fancy houses. As I slow down by a mailbox trying to read the house number, something large and black takes off running in front of my truck. I had just finished an 8 hour drive from KC, so my brian is a tetch road weary and I'm thinkin, "damn, that is a big fuckin dog." Annie yells, "holy shit, a bear!".

Oh right, that's where we is, bear country. Big dude hauls ass out of there.

I go to the door to get my shit and mention, we just spooked a bear in his driveway. "That was probably one of the cubs, the mom is likely out there in the landscaping somewhere."

OK, yeah "big" dog, but just a medium sized bear, with a bigger one potentially nearby. I proceed to make a lot of noise while carrying the three cabinets out to my pickup.

Dude decides to stay on his porch and count his money.

[Shirley]

I am rolling up to a house on the west side of Colorado Springs at 8:30 last night. A Craigslist buy. House in the foothills, no streetlights, fancy houses. As I slow down by a mailbox trying to read the house number, something large and black takes off running in front of my truck. I had just finished an 8 hour drive from KC, so my brian is a tetch road weary and I'm thinkin, "damn, that is a big fuckin dog." Annie yells, "holy shit, a bear!".

Oh right, that's where we is, bear country. Big dude hauls ass out of there.

I go to the door to get my shit and mention, we just spooked a bear in his driveway. "That was probably one of the cubs, the mom is likely out there in the landscaping somewhere."

OK, yeah "big" dog, but just a medium sized bear, with a bigger one potentially nearby. I proceed to make a lot of noise while carrying the three cabinets out to my pickup.

Dude decides to stay on his porch and count his money.

I call bullshit.

With your prostate, there's no way you drove from KC to Colorado Springs in only 8 hours.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Shooting at the Marriott on Michigan Avenue in Chicago.
Shitload of people congregating at the Bar drinking as if nothing happened.

Pics to follow

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Doesn't look like a "shitload" in this photo but there were a LOT of people/conventioneers in the bar and lobby area that aren't in this photo.

[Overlander]

Underwhelming pics

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Underwhelming pics

Much agreed!

I'll give you some Hollywood Squares instead....

Hollywood Squares.....

Q . Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years?
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A.. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A.George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

[ousdahl]

Kurt Cobain and Tony Hawk’s kids randomly got married

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

Kurt Cobain and Tony Hawk’s kids randomly got married

"randomly" meaning......
Not an arranged marriage?

Frances Bean looks like a cross between her father and mother. She got their good attributes in regards to her looks.
Michael Stipe officiated and is her Godfather. Never knew Kurt and Courtney had a relationship with him.

Guttersim - Looks often fade and so does love - sometimes.

[ousdahl]

I just more so meant random in a random way

Like if you were given a million chances to guess which two celebrities’ kids got married, would you have ever randomly guessed Kurt Cobain and Tony Hawk?

[Shirley]

RedBullBike!

[Overlander]

RedBullBike!

Holy fuck

[Shirley]

RedBullBike!

Holy fuck

IKR?

That's human-powered Evel Knievel-type shit!

[KUTradition]

nuts the size of bowling balls

[Overlander]

Danny is still my favorite extreme sports guy:
https://youtu.be/GL0rbxB9Lqg?si=JF1CwMrtQnVt9cFO