Chiefs XMas Comeback

[Back2Lawrence]

But this is about his relationship with Mahomes, according to your theory. So we need to look at ways to fix that.

[Overlander]

Kelce doesn’t need to stoop.
Dude has the female population of the USA on easy mode at this point.

Until they breakup.

Then, he is fucked

[pdub]

No we want this.
Sooner than later.
And Britney to fuck it up w Mahomes too all in the next month or so.

We don’t have the horses to win this season but if we can get the, oh, 21st draft pick, we get the DI from Miami, Mahomes takes a 10 mill cut and does an extra State Farm ad to make up for it, we sign Mike Evans, and, most importantly, Mahomes and Kelce are BFFs for Kelces last run. Like that deep bro bond strengthens stronger than they could ever imagine due to going through the worst of the worst together.

We tag and trade Chris Jones, get an extra second, and trade up a bit to get one of those fringe 1st/2nd WRs ( Emeka Egbuka? ) and then possibly just have enough to sign Sneed if reasonable.

[Back2Lawrence]

Can they just run on Train on Taylor?

[pdub]

Actually a more ideal idea?
Taylor bank rolls the Chiefs.
Mahomes breaks up with Britney and then she and Kelce become the host of a new show to find Mahomes a new fiancé in the offseason in time for a joint marriage with Swift/Kelce and Mahomes and new lady.

Kelce and Mahomes only get paid vet min but make it up in this bullshit show. Then we sign both Evans and Ridley.

[Back2Lawrence]

What's preventing pro leagues from having boosters at this point? Like the NIL money. No rules need apply! All monies accepted and dispersed without question.

[pdub]

Well if Mahomes was smart, he would be more ok with this.

The NFL official salary is a pride thing.

I’d rather get 30 mill a year and NFL MVP with a 25 percent chance at a title over 50 mill, no MVP and 5 percent.