KUTradition wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 9:19 am
jfish26 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 9:14 am
twocoach wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 9:08 am
I look forward to your "looks like I was wrong" post.
I can't tell what my favorite part of all of this is. I'm leaning toward the hilariously wrong suggestion that, if this was a worked shoot, it would be the NFL pulling the strings and making Taylor Swift dance.
you all are missing the biggest piece
this shit is global…it’s a global cabal. Swift’s effect on the global economy is all manufactured. i’m sure if you were able to find vinyls of her albums, and then track down the retro record players to play them backwards, the truth would reveal itself
Are you sitting down?
Ok. I'll let you in on
THE TRUTH.
If you go to a store, and you grab a Taylor Swift album, and take it to the register, they will scan with a red laser a
super secret black and white symbol on the back of the package. The clerk - he might look like a $12/hour high school kid, but really he's part of the MACHINE - will then be given a special code number via secure electronic transmission (although it will appear to sheeple like you that this is just a popup on a $79 computer monitor).
The clerk-agent will then say the special code number out loud, and you can authenticate it against the number displayed to you (probably in dot-matrix green-on-black).
And it is here you may act.
Quickly, before anyone catches on, you may give the clerk-agent United States currency in
at least the amount of the special code number. (You can also use electronic or digital payment tools, but that is highly insecure and involves a
whole other thing pertaining to the Knights of Columbus or the Knights Templar or Boogie Nights, who knows, best not to find out).
Anyway, I got distracted.
Once the agent-clerk confirms receipt of your contribution, you - yes, YOU - will be permitted to leave the store with the album. You can listen to it,
at your leisure. You may even give it or lend it to someone else, or forget it exists entirely. Perhaps it becomes a frisbee or a clay pigeon, who knows.
It does not matter what you do with the album, because your role in the subterfuge has ended. You are but a cog in the wheel.
For you see,
completely blind to you, Taylor Swift and many many many other co-conspirators (including, for his small part, our agent-clerk friend!) entered into complex, shadowy arrangements - no, you may not see them - that set forth
precisely how the funds you handed over would be divided among the cabal. You might THINK you acquired a country-folk-pop record album for your personal enjoyment, but what you REALLY did is further enrich the ruling class. You bought Taylor Swift four (4) grains of sand for her ninth (9th) private beach. On which she has sex with Travis Kelce, while Roger Goodell holds guns to their heads for some reason.
The truth is all right there in front of you. Finding it merely requires doing your own research - or having a savvy guide like me.