2024

[DCHawk1]

Here is the text of the beginning of a Presidents' Day social media post from a once-and-aspirational President:

The sudden death of Alexei Navalny...

If nothing else, at least we're being quite efficient here in getting right to Putin's talking points.

Navalny died two ways: gradually, then suddenly.

[jfish26]

Here is the text of the beginning of a Presidents' Day social media post from a once-and-aspirational President:

The sudden death of Alexei Navalny...

If nothing else, at least we're being quite efficient here in getting right to Putin's talking points.

Navalny died two ways: gradually, then suddenly.

The contextual juxtaposition of "sudden" and "slow, steady progression" in Trump's post is quite revealing.

[japhy]

OK, but maybe for equity purposes they should add a "decent guy" metric to this "greatness" poll?

http://www.brandonrottinghaus.com/uploa ... r_2024.pdf

What is interesting is that R's and Conservatives both put him at the bottom of the pile as well. And yet here they are, promoting him as our savior.

Maybe we should ask the folks at the mall?

[DCHawk1]

OK, but maybe for equity purposes they should add a "decent guy" metric to this "greatness" poll?

http://www.brandonrottinghaus.com/uploa ... r_2024.pdf

What is interesting is that R's and Conservatives both put him at the bottom of the pile as well. And yet here they are, promoting him as our savior.

Maybe we should ask the folks at the mall?

Which mall?

[japhy]

Is there more than one left in America?

Malls were once considered part of the foundational greatness of America. Along with mullets and bell bottom jeans they signified American strength and profundity to Europe, and to a lesser degree Asia. We were looked up to as the shining city on the hill, with disco balls, back then. Alas with the loss of Chess King Stores and malls has come Open Borders, Rigged Elections, and Grossly Unfair Courtroom Decisions that are DESTROYING AMERICA.

WE ARE A NATION IN DECLINE, A FAILING NATION!

[DCHawk1]

Can it be Oak Park?

[MICHHAWK]

i don't know about the malls being a dying breed. my town has a wonderful mall.

[jhawks99]

That's where the folks hang out to be interviewed

[jfish26]

That's where the folks hang out to be interviewed

Only when they tire of diners.

[DCHawk1]

If it's Town Center, can we eat at Joe's?

[japhy]

Can it be Oak Park?

If we can look around Nordstrom while we are there.

I can try on shirts that I can buy used on ebay the next day.

[jfish26]

Can it be Oak Park?

If we can look around Nordstrom while we are there.

I can try on shirts that I can buy used on ebay the next day.

Meet ya at the photo booth, can't wait to hand out the wallets to our crew.

[japhy]

If it's Town Center, can we eat at Joe's?

GOD DAMNIT how many times do I have to tell you that we don't eat BBQ at a FUCKING MALL?

So help me God, I will hit you with my ring hand!

[japhy]

I'm sorry DC, that was a little harsh.

It's just that, things have been a bit strained between your mother and I lately.

When you get older you'll understand.

It's not your fault. I want you to know that.

[Shirley]

I can already smell Cinnabon...

[jhawks99]

I'm hangin with oussie at Spensers

[DCHawk1]

I'm sorry DC, that was a little harsh.

It's just that, things have been a bit strained between your mother and I lately.

When you get older you'll understand.

It's not your fault. I want you to know that.

It's OK.

My other dad hits me too.

[DCHawk1]

Well...I don't think he's really my dad, but mom makes me call him that.

[ousdahl]

but...I've never hit you?

[ousdahl]

I'm hangin with oussie at Spensers

these black light posters kinda make me miss Hawklin