Ted Cruz

[ousdahl]

Didn’t we have his own thread somewhere?

Cuz he needs his own thread.

Dude’s tweeter is the best satire around, except it’s not.

[jhawks99]

Are there Chick Fil As in Cancun?

[ousdahl]

I think they just call it pollo frito

[zsn]

To paraphrase Trevor Noah: does Joe Biden need to attack his wife or his father to attract Cruz to his side?

[Deleted User 880]

Didn’t we have his own thread somewhere?

Cuz he needs his own thread.

Dude’s tweeter is the best satire around, except it’s not.

Sincere question.
Ted Cruz attended Princeton and Harvard. Donald Trump attended UPenn (Wharton).
Does anyone need any proof other than Cruz and Trump that someone can have an Ivy League education and still be a fucking idiot?

[ousdahl]

I remember DC positing that Cruz is an incredibly intelligent dood.

And he may be!

But maybe in just a book smart kinda way.

I think what he lacks is charisma, and/or he tries so hard to appeal to his base with these shameless sophomoric attempts to own the libs?

He’s just so caught up in his own partisan shtick

[Deleted User 89]

Didn’t we have his own thread somewhere?

Cuz he needs his own thread.

Dude’s tweeter is the best satire around, except it’s not.

Sincere question.
Ted Cruz attended Princeton and Harvard. Donald Trump attended UPenn (Wharton).
Does anyone need any proof other than Cruz and Trump that someone can have an Ivy League education and still be fucking idiot?

josh hawley asks you to hold his drink

[Deleted User 880]

I remember DC positing that Cruz is an incredibly intelligent dood.

And he may be!

But maybe in just a book smart kinda way.

I think what he lacks is charisma, and/or he tries so hard to appeal to his base with these shameless sophomoric attempts to own the libs?

He’s just so caught up in his own partisan shtick

I assume Cruz is "incredibly intelligent" in SOME regards.
He has proven to be a complete moron in other regards.

Related somewhat quick personal story...
First week working for the company I currently work for.....
Exact words that someone said to me, "Your cousin is a genius".
I literally laughed out loud. The person told me he was being dead serious.
A month or so later I learned that my cousin is indeed a genius - in regards to his business/career.
No doubt my cousin generally is a sharp guy and I am generally a fucking idiot but that being said, I am 100% sure there are SOME things I am smarter than him about.

[sdoyel]

Anyone think Rafael can complete 1 push up?

[ousdahl]

What’s the Russian ad saying?

I assume it’s a recipe for Moscow mules

[Deleted User 89]

[ousdahl]

[Sparko]

I always think of the Holmes’ aphorism of a tree growing to certain height and then developing evil eccentricities—you see it in humans too. Cruz could feign or buy enough test results to appropriate an education certain to provide cover for his heinous beliefs and lack of empathy. The kind of man smart enough as a serial killer to develop a cypher calling card, but unable to work at McDonalds without showing off choke holds. He is a moral cesspool who somehow feels his cheating entitles him to sneer at honest people.

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

This is a good one. Worth watching the 4 minutes.

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