KCromprehension Scores

[pdub]

10 being very good listener/reader, responds well to comments with additive material directly relating to the subject at hand.

1 being a 3 year old child who can identify letters.

I'll start.

randy - 1.9

[Overlander]

10 being very good listener/reader, responds well to comments with additive material directly relating to the subject at hand.

1 being a 3 year old child who can identify letters.

I'll start.

randy - 1.9

Too high

[ousdahl]

Not til after work bro!

[pdub]

ousdahl - 3.6

[ousdahl]

Just wait til I’m high.

[Overlander]

ousdahl - 3.6

On his best day.
Rare.

[ousdahl]

ousdahl - 3.6

On his best day.
Rare.

I acknowledge your perspective, and am open to feedback. This is something upon which I would like to improve, so next time you feel I’m comprehending something inadequately, please do bring the matter to my attention in a constructive way.









(Come on, that’s gotta at least bump me up to like 6ppg range…)

[Overlander]

ousdahl - 3.6

On his best day.
Rare.

I acknowledge your perspective, and am open to feedback. This is something upon which I would like to improve, so next time you feel I’m comprehending something inadequately, feel free to bring the matter to my attention in a constructive way.









(Come on, that’s gotta at least bump me up to like 6ppg range…)

In person, you are a good dude.

On the boreds, you were usually a fun and enjoyable poster.
2023 changed you bro.......

[ousdahl]

Again, feel free to elaborate.

Cuz here I thought the big “change” went down in 2022.

Maybe I can’t comprehend calendars either.

[DeletedUser]

JFC.

Just give it a rest.

[TDub]

I'd chime in with a score, but he couldnt comprehend it (plus he blocked me)....also I don't wanna get GQ fired up again.

[pdub]

illy - 3.7

Used to be in the mid 2's but he's helped his score generally this basketball season.
Like Dajuan for a stretch of conference play.

[DeletedUser]

I'm a low floor, low ceiling kind of guy.

[pdub]

If you're wondering who our all star is, it's ( slightly reluctantly ) jfish.
He even takes the time to try to have in depth discussions with randy ( 1.9 ).

jfish - 9.2

[pdub]

I'm a low floor, low ceiling kind of guy.

I'd say you're a very low floor but high ceiling guy.
The Kelly Oubre/Marcus Smart of kcrim.

[DeletedUser]

I was thinking Lagerald Vick.

[pdub]

Also very apt.

[DeletedUser]

Minus the woman beating.

[ousdahl]

I think I’ve mentioned this in some sense previously, but jfish has been my model for message bored demeanor for a while now.

I’ve been trying to dial back my own bullshit, and not give into the urge to call names and go for zingers and wrestle pigs in mud, and just try for a civil dialogue. I dunno if anyone even noticed tho. And maybe I’m not even doing a good job anyway.

I’ve also been increasingly depressed. It started in 2019. Then 2020 wasn’t exactly the best year for mental health, either. And that shit’s like 5 years ago now, fuck, but I’m still in a rut.

The thing that’s helped the most lately is the tinder thread. As it turns out, the world just seems a little less fucked up when you have a nice pair of titties in your face. Mmm. I feel a little wind in my sails just thinking about it. Goddamn.

I digress.

But yes, I been thinking about a thread like, “message boreding: a cautionary tale.” It just sucks that like 2 decades into this it’s been defined by poster exoduses and everyone being pissed at everyone. There has to be a better way. I wish we had more of a sense of camaraderie here. But I also know most of the bored thinks the conflict is all my fault.

I’ve also been thinking about a gratitude thread. Cuz, among other things, and not to brag, but I feel like you guys really don’t appreciate my dive bar reviews enough.

[ousdahl]

Wait, wind in my sails?

Nm, turns out I just had a boner.



Full mast!