The Sputnik

[ousdahl]

Top 3 dead cover band name ideas of the night!

in no particular order


The New Warlocks
The Donna Jeans
Jerry’s Briefcase

[ousdahl]

Eat your heart out Randy.

Now mamma would like a Moscow Mule.

[pdub]

We have a pinot noir special tonight.
2 glasses, 33 bucks.

[TDub]

fuck outta here with that. I'll be at the shack, just came over here to refill the wine bottles with coors pee.

[pdub]

We're down one of our three cool jazz snappers for our power hour of beat poetry tonight.
We thought about heading over to the Shack to see if Dale Diamond could fill in but he, per usual, is on a bender.

[ousdahl]

Actually Dale comes on after me. Looks good in a traditional Russian dress, actually, and him being soaked in vodka only adds to the authenticity.

Just wait til you see him do his rendition of It’s Raining Mensheviks

[ousdahl]

Trying to think of more drag Russian songs.

Old Leningrad town road?

Something by Lady Gulag-a?

Kremlin Chameleon by Boy George?

Kompromat As You Are by Nirvana when Cobain wore a dress?

I feel like there’s gotta be more obvious ones

[ousdahl]

Soooo

Have we discussed the bar they go to in Wayne’s World?

[TDub]

can we at least get a beer here? the shack....I mean...Hunters hotel lounge lost my business

[pdub]

We have Stella if you must.
But can I recommend the 2019 Bouchard Pere & Fils Puligny-Montrachet Blanc.
Only 19 dollars a glass.

March Madness you say?
Well, we have a bit of madness, certainly, later tonight when The BluChaCha's play their own take on Ornette Coleman.

[TDub]

We have Stella if you must.
But can I recommend the 2019 Bouchard Pere & Fils Puligny-Montrachet Blanc.
Only 19 dollars a glass.

March Madness you say?
Well, we have a bit of madness, certainly, later tonight when The BluChaCha's play their own take on Ornette Coleman.

never mind, I'm going and sitting on the tailgate. this place sucks.

[Overlander]

We have Stella if you must.
But can I recommend the 2019 Bouchard Pere & Fils Puligny-Montrachet Blanc.
Only 19 dollars a glass.

March Madness you say?
Well, we have a bit of madness, certainly, later tonight when The BluChaCha's play their own take on Ornette Coleman.

never mind, I'm going and sitting on the tailgate. this place sucks.

I’m with TDub.
Funyuns, Beef Jerky and whatever beer is cold

[ousdahl]

can we at least get a beer here?

Pretty sure the only drink they serve is Moscow Mules

[TDub]

We have Stella if you must.
But can I recommend the 2019 Bouchard Pere & Fils Puligny-Montrachet Blanc.
Only 19 dollars a glass.

March Madness you say?
Well, we have a bit of madness, certainly, later tonight when The BluChaCha's play their own take on Ornette Coleman.

never mind, I'm going and sitting on the tailgate. this place sucks.

I’m with TDub.
Funyuns, Beef Jerky and whatever beer is cold

I got coors and shiner bock in the cooler, have at er